Okay, I'm not a huge listener of Jim Rome's show, but I do occassionally tune in. Today was the annual "Smack-Off" competition, in which regular callers are invited to call in and rip on sports related topics and each other. I only heard one call, and I don't have any idea if the guy won the competition, but he had a line that absolutely had me rolling.

Ripping on another caller, he said something like "On the whole masculinity scale, well, let's just say that you make Clay Aiken look like Vin Diesel."