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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;4183828;
    Knock Knock (Michelle knocking on Brad's door at Springs Resort)



    M: "Hola!"
    B: "No hablo espanol! (Slams door)

    Knock Knock (door closed, Brad does not open it)

    B: Who's there?
    M: CandyGram!
    B: I didn't order any candy. But I could uses a double cheeseburger and some fries. There's a Mickey D's about 900 miles north. Start walking.

    M: tick tick tick (the sound a praying mantis makes when it rubs it's legs together)
    B: I love the sound a bug makes when I step on it. C R U N C H. Sorry bout this Ali, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
    Don't stop now Kasha! This is awesome!
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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;4183828;
    Knock Knock (Michelle knocking on Brad's door at Springs Resort)



    M: "Hola!"
    B: "No hablo espanol! (Slams door)

    Knock Knock (door closed, Brad does not open it)

    B: Who's there?
    M: CandyGram!
    B: I didn't order any candy. But I could uses a double cheeseburger and some fries. There's a Mickey D's about 900 miles north. Start walking.

    M: tick tick tick (the sound a praying mantis makes when it rubs it's legs together)
    B: I love the sound a bug makes when I step on it. C R U N C H. Sorry bout this Ali, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
    When I finished laughing myself silly over this, all I could think of was good God if ever you did something really wrong in you life and the police had to investigate your internet postings. Could you just picture the agony of being forced to watch this show to figure out what the hell your postings meant!!! Keep em coming. We will all be in a cell with you.
    I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK. They know me here.

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15


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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by sanlee;4184001;
    Yesssssssssssssssss! Sanlee, thank you

    "She's a mannnnnnn-eater!"

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    oohhh here she comes...watch out boys she'll chew you up!

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by veg_out;4184003;
    Yesssssssssssssssss! Sanlee, thank you

    "She's a mannnnnnn-eater!"
    Lol this one might be a little better:


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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by sanlee;4184011;
    Lol this one might be a little better:

    Perfect!!

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Great!!!!!
    Wish she would be sticking her tongue out and flicking it back and forth.
    A dr. asked me: Does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness? My answer: No they all enjoy it immensely.

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Breaking news!
    Former President Bill Clinton holds press conference to Defend Reality TV Star!



    After many months of allowing his wife to hold center stage as our Secretary of State, Bill Clinton returned to the podium today, in defense of the star of ABC's primetime alternative show, The Bachelor. Bachelor Brad Womack came under fire yesterday for texting the words "Marry Me" to long time girlfriend Laurel Kagay on the eve of filming the reality dating show.

    "Look," said the former President, "Just because a guy says 'marry me' does not mean he in fact proposed marriage to a girl! What is a lush head of hair for, if not splitting after all! Is sexual relations the same as oral sex? No! Is "Marry Me" the same as a proposal No! It's all a conspiracy, I tell you."

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by jlccaz;4188442;
    Breaking news!
    Former President Bill Clinton holds press conference to Defend Reality TV Star!



    After many months of allowing his wife to hold center stage as our Secretary of State, Bill Clinton returned to the podium today, in defense of the star of ABC's primetime alternative show, The Bachelor. Bachelor Brad Womack came under fire yesterday for texting the words "Marry Me" to a long time girlfriend on the eve of filming the reality dating show.

    "Look," said the former President, "Just because a guy says 'marry me' does not mean he in fact proposed marriage to a girl! What is a lush head of hair for, if not splitting after all! Is sexual relations the same as oral sex? No! Is "Marry Me" the same as a proposal No! It's all a conspiracy, I tell you."

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