*Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

[KashatheDiva]

Ha! I could see some of the prospective dates if Ashley H was the next 'ette:

1) oral hygiene contest---the bachelors get 10 minutes to brush, floss and rinse their way to a clean mouth. Then they all get those purple chewable tabs that leave that bright purple residue on all the areas not clean. Winner gets SQT and a new oral b water pik.
2) instead of going to a winery--they go to a nitrous oxide factory. learn all about nitrous oxide and then get a private "tastings".
3) the adrenaline date--ala marathon man and Dustin Hoffman. Puts a whole new spin on "who's your daddy" or "manning up".
4) kissing contest--the contending bachelors are bilaterally injected with novacaine in both upper and lower jaws and then asked to perform. Best kisser gets --a lot of drool as he can't do much else for fear of biting his tongue off.
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[Alanna]

Ha! I could see some of the prospective dates if Ashley H was the next 'ette:

1) oral hygiene contest---the bachelors get 10 minutes to brush, floss and rinse their way to a clean mouth. Then they all get those purple chewable tabs that leave that bright purple residue on all the areas not clean. Winner gets SQT and a new oral b water pik.
2) instead of going to a winery--they go to a nitrous oxide factory. learn all about nitrous oxide and then get a private "tastings".
3) the adrenaline date--ala marathon man and Dustin Hoffman. Puts a whole new spin on "who's your daddy" or "manning up".
4) kissing contest--the contending bachelors are bilaterally injected with novacaine in both upper and lower jaws and then asked to perform. Best kisser gets --a lot of drool as he can't do much else for fear of biting his tongue off.
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My favorite is in bold!!

[Alanna]

Ok how is this? Lol

Poor bunny rabbit!

[sanlee]

Poor bunny rabbit!

Lol well, whichever one works for ya'll! Haha, I couldn't pick

[carriealexander]

Lol well, whichever one works for ya'll! Haha, I couldn't pick

Sanlee these are awesome! I'm dying laughing right now! Thanks so much!!!

[sanlee]

Ha! I could see some of the prospective dates if Ashley H was the next 'ette:

1) oral hygiene contest---the bachelors get 10 minutes to brush, floss and rinse their way to a clean mouth. Then they all get those purple chewable tabs that leave that bright purple residue on all the areas not clean. Winner gets SQT and a new oral b water pik.
2) instead of going to a winery--they go to a nitrous oxide factory. learn all about nitrous oxide and then get a private "tastings".
3) the adrenaline date--ala marathon man and Dustin Hoffman. Puts a whole new spin on "who's your daddy" or "manning up".
4) kissing contest--the contending bachelors are bilaterally injected with novacaine in both upper and lower jaws and then asked to perform. Best kisser gets --a lot of drool as he can't do much else for fear of biting his tongue off.
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I love these!

[Ryvetted]

Shawtel's Season of the Bachelorette: "Till Death Do Us Part"

1:1 Date: Romantic midnight walks under the moon and a cemetery picnic.
Group Date: Movie set filming for "Kiss of Death" horror movie - Shawtel "embalms" 4 or 5 guys.
Group Date: Amusement Park thrills! - House of Horrors
SQT For the guy who can find the ghost of Bachelor Mansion (hot tub for three!)
Fantasy Date: London - England's Tower of Terror and haunted Opera Houses (for duets)

"George, will you accept this Carnation?"

[Alanna]

Shawtel's Season of the Bachelorette: "Till Death Do Us Part"

1:1 Date: Romantic midnight walks under the moon and a cemetery picnic.
Group Date: Movie set filming for "Kiss of Death" horror movie - Shawtel "embalms" 4 or 5 guys.
Group Date: Amusement Park thrills! - House of Horrors
SQT For the guy who can find the ghost of Bachelor Mansion (hot tub for three!)
Fantasy Date: London - England's Tower of Terror and haunted Opera Houses (for duets)

"George, will you accept this Carnation?"

Fleiss' show is getting stale. He needs to hire some new blood and I know just the writers for him!

[Ryvetted]

We need a spoofy season for Michelle!!

[ef13579]

Lol well, whichever one works for ya'll! Haha, I couldn't pick

I can't tell what's different between the two pictures!