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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Ha! I could see some of the prospective dates if Ashley H was the next 'ette:

    1) oral hygiene contest---the bachelors get 10 minutes to brush, floss and rinse their way to a clean mouth. Then they all get those purple chewable tabs that leave that bright purple residue on all the areas not clean. Winner gets SQT and a new oral b water pik.
    2) instead of going to a winery--they go to a nitrous oxide factory. learn all about nitrous oxide and then get a private "tastings".
    3) the adrenaline date--ala marathon man and Dustin Hoffman. Puts a whole new spin on "who's your daddy" or "manning up".
    4) kissing contest--the contending bachelors are bilaterally injected with novacaine in both upper and lower jaws and then asked to perform. Best kisser gets --a lot of drool as he can't do much else for fear of biting his tongue off.
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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;4171596;
    Ha! I could see some of the prospective dates if Ashley H was the next 'ette:

    1) oral hygiene contest---the bachelors get 10 minutes to brush, floss and rinse their way to a clean mouth. Then they all get those purple chewable tabs that leave that bright purple residue on all the areas not clean. Winner gets SQT and a new oral b water pik.
    2) instead of going to a winery--they go to a nitrous oxide factory. learn all about nitrous oxide and then get a private "tastings".
    3) the adrenaline date--ala marathon man and Dustin Hoffman. Puts a whole new spin on "who's your daddy" or "manning up".
    4) kissing contest--the contending bachelors are bilaterally injected with novacaine in both upper and lower jaws and then asked to perform. Best kisser gets --a lot of drool as he can't do much else for fear of biting his tongue off.
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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by sanlee;4171659;
    Ok how is this? Lol

    Poor bunny rabbit!
    Big: You know, Manhattan has a lot of beautiful women.
    Carrie: What an amazing observation!
    Big: But the thing is, after awhile, you just wanna be with the one who makes you laugh.
    ~ Sex and the City

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by Alanna;4171661;
    Poor bunny rabbit!
    Lol well, whichever one works for ya'll! Haha, I couldn't pick


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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by sanlee;4171667;
    Lol well, whichever one works for ya'll! Haha, I couldn't pick

    Sanlee these are awesome! I'm dying laughing right now! Thanks so much!!!

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by KashatheDiva;4171596;
    Ha! I could see some of the prospective dates if Ashley H was the next 'ette:

    1) oral hygiene contest---the bachelors get 10 minutes to brush, floss and rinse their way to a clean mouth. Then they all get those purple chewable tabs that leave that bright purple residue on all the areas not clean. Winner gets SQT and a new oral b water pik.
    2) instead of going to a winery--they go to a nitrous oxide factory. learn all about nitrous oxide and then get a private "tastings".
    3) the adrenaline date--ala marathon man and Dustin Hoffman. Puts a whole new spin on "who's your daddy" or "manning up".
    4) kissing contest--the contending bachelors are bilaterally injected with novacaine in both upper and lower jaws and then asked to perform. Best kisser gets --a lot of drool as he can't do much else for fear of biting his tongue off.
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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Shawtel's Season of the Bachelorette: "Till Death Do Us Part"

    1:1 Date: Romantic midnight walks under the moon and a cemetery picnic.
    Group Date: Movie set filming for "Kiss of Death" horror movie - Shawtel "embalms" 4 or 5 guys.
    Group Date: Amusement Park thrills! - House of Horrors
    SQT For the guy who can find the ghost of Bachelor Mansion (hot tub for three!)
    Fantasy Date: London - England's Tower of Terror and haunted Opera Houses (for duets)

    "George, will you accept this Carnation?"

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryvetted;4171699;
    Shawtel's Season of the Bachelorette: "Till Death Do Us Part"

    1:1 Date: Romantic midnight walks under the moon and a cemetery picnic.
    Group Date: Movie set filming for "Kiss of Death" horror movie - Shawtel "embalms" 4 or 5 guys.
    Group Date: Amusement Park thrills! - House of Horrors
    SQT For the guy who can find the ghost of Bachelor Mansion (hot tub for three!)
    Fantasy Date: London - England's Tower of Terror and haunted Opera Houses (for duets)

    "George, will you accept this Carnation?"


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    Carrie: What an amazing observation!
    Big: But the thing is, after awhile, you just wanna be with the one who makes you laugh.
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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    We need a spoofy season for Michelle!!

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    Re: *Spoilers* Fun Times with Bachelor 15

    Quote Originally Posted by sanlee;4171667;
    Lol well, whichever one works for ya'll! Haha, I couldn't pick

    I can't tell what's different between the two pictures!
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