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    Funniest Moments and Quotes from SYTYCD

    Could we get a quotes thread going? I've been laughing my head off watching the auditions!!

    I'll start it off...

    Mia: No, you won't be suc-sex-ful...
    Nigel: That is called a Freudian slip!

    Mia: There are other ways to prove you're a blank slate!
    Guy who danced in his underpants: Next year, I'll try something more... clothed.

    Nigel to "Gold Inferno" (guy with mask): Keep your head up! Smile!

    I loved how the judges were mimicking Gold Inferno's entire routine! Hilarious!
    2003-2008.

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    Erin Monsur: "I'm 30." Followed later by "I've been doing ballroom for eight hours."

    Abigail Thurman: "It's true. I suck at dancing." (I loved her, she was so self-effacing)

    The guy at the end of the DC auditions who runs into the door and falls down. That made me laugh for a while.

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    Re: Funniest Moments and Quotes from SYTYCD

    Anthony Bryant: Today, I'm going to be performing a contemporary modern dance with acro-tumbo power.

    Forgive me if this is a dance term or something I don't know... it just sounds like a setting on a washing machine to me!

    Nigel (to Atomic Goofball): You started off looking like a dancing tadpole, and then that looked like a dancing banana skin!

    Mary: Don't disappoint me Dan, I might really have to take you over on this one and spank you.... whoops! HAHAHAHAHA

    Is it just me or are Mary's cackles becoming too much?
    2003-2008.

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    I just love Mary, cackle and all! She cracks me up.

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    Re: Funniest Moments and Quotes from SYTYCD

    "They're racist against tall people".

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    Re: Funniest Moments and Quotes from SYTYCD

    "I'm too pretty for this show" (or whatever Italian stripper dude said)

    "They didn't like my pants." (or was it jeans? From the same girl that jmb quoted)

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    Re: Funniest Moments and Quotes from SYTYCD

    "Not only are you a disgrace to dancing, you are a disgrace to transvestites." --Nigel

    And the look on the (sort of) transfestite's face during his whole judging session.


    ETA: lol I just noticed that this quote is now the main one at the top of the SYTYCD forum. I hadn't noticed that when I originally posted this
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    Re: Funniest Moments and Quotes from SYTYCD

    Been watching some of my favorite routines from Season 3 at YouTube! Got some good quotes too!

    Alex Da Silva: Usually I only bring one assistant, but I heard that I was gonna have Cedric... so I brought three assistants.

    Benji: Last year I was taught to be sexy from Dmitry, how to do the little hip thing... It didn't help.

    Benji: There are three steps - three - to being cool. One, you have to have that Russian sex appeal. Two, you gotta have that sexy but chill hiphop gangsta attitude. And three, you gotta have me as a teacher. And then you're cool.

    And I just remembered one from this season:

    Nigel: I bet after seeing this on TV, your ex-husband will be wanting you back.
    47-year-old Russian lady: I'll never go back to that man! I left him and the $500,000 house to be free!
    Audience member: BE FREE!!!!!!!!
    2003-2008.

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    Victor Campos: What was that all about? That was all about the conflict between individuality and society's pressures.

    2003-2008.

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    Nigel: Twitch, let me be perfectly honest with you, if you don't make it through vegas this year I'm going to kick your a**.

    I was rolling for hours.

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