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    Paris gives Tinkerbell the ol' heave-ho

    You'd better sit down for this one.

    In a shocking scandal that would not be news any other month but August — when frankly nothing else is going on — Paris Hilton has split with her teacup Chihuahua, Tinkerbell.

    The miniature mutt has been callously replaced with a smaller version called Bambi.

    "[Paris] only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too big," a pal told New York magazine.

    The former A-list animal companion has been sent to live with Hilton's mother, Kathy.

    Tinkerbell made world headlines last summer when Hilton was photographed distributing lost-dog posters around West Hollywood, only to be reminded she had left the pup with her grandmother.

    While comparable canines usually cost between $2,000 and $3,000, Tinkerbell's bloodline commands upwards of $10,000.

    A rep for Tink's breeder, *Texas Teacups, explains: "Tinkerbell is at the larger end of the teacups. Usually, they won't go over 31/2 pounds, but if you fix them or feed them junk. ..."

    Paris' fiancé, Paris Latsis, should take note.

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    *Until Next Season...* karalott's Avatar
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    As if I needed another reason to hate Paris. At least she had the decency to send the dog to live with her mother, though the dog was probably better off not being a Hilton. I don't get it; she was so upset that Tinkerbell might have been lost forever (yeah, I remember seeing pics of those posters) yet she has no problem tossing her out the door? I don't care how big and my fat my cats and dog get. I wouldn't want them any other way.

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    That's ok. Tinkerbell will have her revenge when someone tosses Paris out for the same reason some day.
    I live in my own world. But it's ok, they know me there.
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    Thanks for the article AI! Funniest thing I've read all day.

    Maybe if Paris would eat something, she'd have the strength to carry around a 3 1/2 pound dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemeses
    That's ok. Tinkerbell will have her revenge when someone tosses Paris out for the same reason some day.

    so true!

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    Looks like Paris gave her fiance Paris Latisse the heave ho too, as they've broken off their engagement.
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