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    MOG Snowy! I was falling out of my chair in laugher just by the introductory paragraph! Beautiful job. I know, it's a strange term to use in the context of this show, but it is true. You're truly a brilliant (and speedy!) writer.

    Snooty and the Crawfish

    Take one long last look at her sweet, innocent face before Paris and Nicole get their hands on her.

    “I might keep an eye on Paris and Nicole with Jenny, just in case they try to teach her something fancy.” If by “fancy,” you mean turn her out like a ten-dollar hooker, then, Lady, you better keep your peepers peeled Clockwork Orange-style for the duration of their stay.


    “We look sexual,” Nicole observes, as she and Paris stand next to each other, checking out their new hoots

    Out at the dock, they find Mr. Bradley, and his son “Boo Boo” (not to be confused with Boo Radley, I hope!)

    “They’re city girls, you can tell,” Bradley observes. What gave it away, Bradley, the Dior sunglasses or the fact that they have all their teeth?

    What is up with Miss Richie’s absenteeism? Is she having massive episodes of smack withdrawal this season?

    I’d even trust her with Ted Kennedy over Paris and Nicole.

    When Paris and Nicole are done with their Extreme Skank-Over

    I feel somehow disturbed that I’ve made “Hooty and the Blowfish” jokes two weeks in a row
    Two thumbs up!

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    My thoughts exactly

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena
    almost anyone who has ever eaten boiled crawfish could tell the difference BEFORE opening the sack that most of them were already boiled
    Um, yeah. And may I add that even those of us who do not make crawfish a regular part of our diets would know that most of them were boiled already.
    ...And the heat, my god...the heat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena
    I'm just curious if the guy buying the crawfish was just being nice or wasn't really paying attention? Staged maybe?
    Obviously it was all staged. They finished with a 50-pound sack of crawfish. They maybe caught 10-20 pounds of live ones. That means Paris had to steal 30 pounds of boiled crawfish without anyone at the party wondering what she was up to. She had to put those 30 pounds into her handbag (or, more likely 3 to 4 handbags) and carry them all home. Then, the girls had to smuggle these large and smelly handbags onto the boat without the boy noticing. Then, when they presented tohe final sack, even I could see that most of them were bright orange in the sack.

    Had this not been a staged event, they would have failed at about a dozen different points along the way.

    So, basically, enjoy the show for what it is, a series of staged and outrageous events. It's harmless entertainment.

    The difference between this and The Casino is that this show doesn't even pretend to be Reality TV.
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    Your re-caps are 10 times funnier than the show itself!!!!

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    hey does anyone know the name of the song they played when the 13 yr olds were on the date???

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    to the forum, erikm100. I'm sorry, I have no idea what that song is, myself. Have you tried checking the official SL site?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowflakeGirl
    [To enhance your comic pleasure, please read the following intro in the voice of Adam Sandler’s “Cajun Man” from Saturday Night
    Live]


    Romp in the Swamp

    Take one long last look at her sweet, innocent face before Paris and Nicole get their hands on her.

    If by “fancy,” you mean turn her out like a ten-dollar hooker, then, Lady, you better keep your peepers peeled Clockwork Orange-style for the duration of
    their stay.

    “I think Jenny will fit in better with Paris and Nicole because she’s interested in that kind of life: you know, the makeup, the fancy clothes...” The
    heroin...Ah, a budding young lady in the making.

    They head to a store I have never heard of before, called “Stage” (or is this, perhaps, some subtle message that this entire show is, in fact, “staged”),
    a women's clothing store that looks like the Softer Side of Sears times ten.

    The girls proceed to teach Jenny how to walk in high heels, or “sticks” as Jenny calls them—or maybe that was Jenny referring to Paris and Nicole’s physiques?

    Out at the dock, they find Mr. Bradley, and his son “Boo Boo” (not to be confused with Boo Radley, I hope!) chopping up bloody hunks of fish in the open air.

    Is she having massive episodes of smack withdrawal this season?

    Scoping out all the masses of little crustaceans around her (and we’re not talking about the ones that Rick Salomon left her with—and antibiotics took care off—after her little video),

    Yet More Crawfish, or Caveat Emptor

    I’d even trust her with Ted Kennedy over Paris and Nicole.

    I feel somehow disturbed that I’ve made “Hooty and the Blowfish” jokes two weeks in a row. Send your questions, comments, and your own jokes about lame 90s bands to snowflakegirl@fansofrealitytv. com.
    Heyyyy!!! Sears has great freakin' clothes!! The greatest!! *she says, adjusting sear-sucker pantsuit*

    Snow!! Great recap as always!! Fabulous job, and I love the way you capture the ridiculousness of the two girls and everything they do. Your recaps are always so witty and just......smart. I love your hilarious sarcasm etc. Love the To Kill a Mockingbird reference!!

    Love all your recaps!! I don't watch the show, I'm only here for you!! Fantastic job!!
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