Snooty and the Crawfish
Take one long last look at her sweet, innocent face before Paris and Nicole get their hands on her.
“I might keep an eye on Paris and Nicole with Jenny, just in case they try to teach her something fancy.” If by “fancy,” you mean turn her out like a ten-dollar hooker, then, Lady, you better keep your peepers peeled Clockwork Orange-style for the duration of their stay.
“We look sexual,” Nicole observes, as she and Paris stand next to each other, checking out their new hoots
Out at the dock, they find Mr. Bradley, and his son “Boo Boo” (not to be confused with Boo Radley, I hope!)
“They’re city girls, you can tell,” Bradley observes. What gave it away, Bradley, the Dior sunglasses or the fact that they have all their teeth?
What is up with Miss Richie’s absenteeism? Is she having massive episodes of smack withdrawal this season?
I’d even trust her with Ted Kennedy over Paris and Nicole.
When Paris and Nicole are done with their Extreme Skank-Over
I feel somehow disturbed that I’ve made “Hooty and the Blowfish” jokes two weeks in a row