1/12 Recap: I Will Survive... This Haircut

[oneTVslave]

Stacy’s hair makes him scream and not in a "wow, I just won the lottery" way but more in a "You just stepped on my toes and I was wearing sandals" way.

This is where you are wrong ladies; everyone can dance! Some can’t dance very well and look like a fool doing it (points to self), but it is called dancing anyway.

Attack Of The Killer Pizza Crust

Simon clone-crappy-dude

For the love of Britney Spears, who knew food could be so dangerous?

Why do I keep telling you this? Simply because I can.

Would you smile for once, I’m positive it wouldn’t ruin your Botox treatments.

I would normally say that’s a good thing since we don’t want spontaneously combusting contestants on this show.

If he trades his accent for a British one and starts using words such as "dreadful" and "horrendous", we’ll have to call FOX about copyrights.

It seems that I didn’t get a phone call from Foreshadowing. However, he left me a text message that read, "Can’t call you, got replaced by a new guy called Tricky Editing. My hair looks better than his." Poor Foreshadowing. We all send you our love.

Please note that I will refrain from using baseball references from now on because Joel used one and I refuse to be even remotely linked to him.

She’s as safe and secure as a Ziploc bag.

Fantastic job, Silvestar! Bravo!

[speedbump]

Weegasha!

Silverstar, I'm entering that word into my vocabulary. Great recap!

[Lucy]

Stacy’s hair makes him scream and not in a "wow, I just won the lottery" way but more in a "You just stepped on my toes and I was wearing sandals" way.

This is where the recap becomes interactive. Ladies and gentlemen, while you are reading this (or after you’re done, your choice) you all will stand up and do a little dance.

For the love of Britney Spears, who knew food could be so dangerous?

If he trades his accent for a British one and starts using words such as "dreadful" and "horrendous", we’ll have to call FOX about copyrights.

Wonderful recap! I did the Hokey-Pokey.

[hepcat]

Great recap, and I admit to wavin' 'em in the air like I just didn't care.

[Fanatic277]

Another excellent recap, Silver!

[SnowflakeGirl]

Between Lost and AI and everything else I got going on Wednesdays, I fear I may never watch this show.

But why would I need to when I've got the SENSATIONAL, SPECTACULAR, SILVERESTRELLA on the recap beat!

Great job, start to finish, Chica Bella!