Premiere Recap 1/05 - Fake Boobies R Us

[fluff]

This incredibly annoying man, the show’s runway director, appears out of nowhere with a very purple shirt. His name is Nikko and I want him to leave right now.

I’d suggest another kind of implant, but I’ll just leave it at that. Is anyone here a fan of the show Pinky and the Brain?

The kind producers of the show help me refocus by putting Enrique Iglesias on my TV screen. Oh! It’s not zee latin lovah that used to have a mole, it’s Josh, the bartender.

Alicia, the resident evil one, has “love handles” and her ass is, how can I put it kindly? I can’t, the Simon wannabe says her love cushion is sagging.

The moral of this story? Shantel, Marcela and Sabrina all ate some chocolate cake. Shazam! You’re all going home.

Excellent job, Silverstar.
I look forward to reading more of your caps

[eny]

Votre écriture est merveilleuse! ( My only french besides "Ou est le McDonalds le plus proche?")

Bonus points for the hockey ref! A really great début Silverstar. Too many quotes - It's all good.

I think I may tune in since I don't watch Lost.

[William13]

I don't know if I can get through watching another episode, even though I do not watch Lost. (I made it through a whole episode of this. I didn't make it through a whole episode of Lost, although I tried twice).

I will read your recaps though. Great Job.

[blue eyes]

Great job silver!! Its nice to see some of the regulars from ANTM...Does anyone know if the pictures from the episode will be posted? I think this series will fill the gap until the next cycle of ANTM. I liked Stacey,Kristy and Jenna. And Alicia has a very intense look...Again great recap, many thanks

[hepcat]

This is for Sports Illustrated, so the girls will have to face gruelling, tough and downright inhuman physical challenges. We all know that living in a mansion is simply a terrible punishment in itself.

Would someone over at NBC please inform her that seeing a pretty girl doing that does not make for good ratings?

Excellent debut, Silverstar!

[Clipse]

Excellent job Silver! I can't believe that was your first one either. I cannot wait to read more of them!

[CCL]

Please tune in with me next week (you probably won’t, as you’re all watching Lost!

Ah, the joys of timeshifting. I watched Lost at 7 so I could see this show at 8. Because I'm shallow.

Silver, your recap was golden! ( Bad pun, I know!) You were great, I'll definitely read your next recap.

[EvaLaruefan]

Silver, that was an excellent recap and whether I watch future shows or not, I have no clue, but I will tune into your recaps weekly. C'etait parfait et on ne dirait pas la premiere fois que tu ecris pour le FORT! Excellent!

[roseskid]

I’ll tell you anyway: they cost $3,975.

Great recap, Silverstar, and thanks for clearing up the price...when she said they cost "thirty-nine seventy-five" I thought she meant they cost $39.75.

[Lucy]

Oh! It’s not zee latin lovah that used to have a mole, it’s Josh, the bartender. I feel like I’m watching Paradise Hotel again.

Fine readers, will you excuse me, I have a phone call. “Hello? Yes, this is she. Thank you for that information, I’ll talk to you later.” I’m sorry for the interruption. That was my friend, Foreshadowing, telling me about this new gig he has. Apparently, he’s going to appear before each elimination ceremony on this new TV show about swimsuit models. I’ll keep you posted.

To this recap, I say, oui!! <--- extent of my French.
A fine, funny debut, Silver.