On this episode of Rock Star: Supernova, we had three categories of performances. Good impersonations, really bad impersonations, and…Lukas.
Before you hit ‘reply’ and start telling me just how wrong I am, let remind you that in real life I am a tattooed, purple-haired, lip-pierced, bitch-slappin’ bad-ass.
With my highly trained ear (read: my musician husband who sits beside on me on the sofa providing critique)
Again, the exclamation mark is running through my head, until my husband suggests that it looks like Chris’ mouth is upside down. Is that what it is?!
A large storm blows through, depositing Storm Large onstage to perform “Surrender” by Cheap Trick.
Dave’s on a roll tonight. Where’s the lech that we all know and love?
He’s going to give the old college try with “Jumping Jack Flash” by the Stones. And when I say college… I mean it.
Do I even remember how her performance was? Not really. I just feel like I was violated.
Except…what was up with that girl in the front row that looked liked she smelled something really stinky? Every time she was on camera, I felt like I might turn to stone from her death glare!
Did you fall for my scary, threatening act? STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME at
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