Nothing... again!
Nothing... again!
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
Diet Coke with melting ice.
a nice glass of water
One time I rocked so hard it killed a man
The difficulties in life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
Coca-cola classic
Remember: Mentioning Jesus in your speech: small government. Doing what Jesus asked: big government - Stephen Colbert
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (Unknown)
Remember: Mentioning Jesus in your speech: small government. Doing what Jesus asked: big government - Stephen Colbert
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. (Unknown)
LOL, a couple of pancakes
I don't wanna get fat like you
Don't even believe in the F Word...FAT
...Perhaps you meant PEE AYTCH AY TEE
Yeah...I did
- Stacy Ann and Whitney- ANTM 10
Rigatoni bolognese with meatballs and garlic knots
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
Surprisingly really good turkey chili from a recipe on my saltines box.
"...each affects the other, and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one." - Mitch Albom, one helluva writer
When you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, you know which one you hit by the one that yelps!
A Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich and water.