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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpkin
    What's that? Actual plate covers! Wow.

    We're already hearing waitresses say, "oh, I'm very sorry" to the guests. mass order confusion. Food to the wrong tables again. Hostesses seating six groups at one time in a waitresses section, causing waitress and hostess to wig out ...
    They should play this to their favor.

    "Here at Rocco's you never know what you're going to get! Oh, wait. Well, minus the fact that Rocco will likely try to feel you up or insult you....you NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"
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    Runners are chatting up the plus sized models

    Rocco is now talking to the models. One of whom wants proof of id -- namely a strip search ...

    Rocco produces his driver's license instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpkin
    Beligerent boobs at the bar ...

    And the serving computer crashes ...
    WAIT! How has Rocco reacted to not being the only beligerant boob in the place? Is he sweating yet?

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    No, Rocoo's not sweating, but the models are .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpkin
    Runners are chatting up the plus sized models

    Rocco is now talking to the models. One of whom wants proof of id -- namely a strip search ...

    Rocco produces his driver's license instead.
    Can someone zoom in on the address? I'd like to pay him a late night visit. I have some stockings for him. Filled with bricks.

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    Rocco: They're complaining about food being cold again ... (yells at chefs in kitchen) I'm sick and tired of people complaining about the food being cold. Get the food up there hot!

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    maji!!

    Closing time again ... more griping and sniping from the staff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpkin
    Rocco: They're complaining about food being cold again ... (yells at chefs in kitchen) I'm sick and tired of people complaining about the food being cold. Get the food up there hot!
    The only hope of having hot food in this place is to set freaking sternos on the tables. Yelling at the Chefs for that? Um, when they set it out to be taken to the table chances are IT WAS HOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpkin
    maji!!

    Closing time again ... more griping and sniping from the staff
    I'm only tuning in for the inevitable mutiny. They'll truss Rocco up with something from his stocking collection and set him adrift in another dining establishment.

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    I know -- Rocco has such a way of building morale in his staff. Crazy.

    This is such a craptacular show ...

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