AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo

AJane · 03-14-2008, 10:29 AM

I do not like Jim Carrey.
I do not like him in The Mask.
I do not like him to talk so fast.
I do not like him in Liar, Liar.
I do not like him, his schtick is tired.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like him pimping his movies during AI results shows.
I do not like him dressed as an elephant with great big toes.
I am not a fan.
I do not like him, Ryan-I-am.

A group-sing! A group-sing! Would you like to hear a group-sing?

Yes! A Beatles group-sing! I could, I would like a Beatles group-sing!
One song, two song, old song, blue song. “All My Lovin’”, “I Feel Fine”, “Can’t Buy Me Love”. See them sing, 12 little stars. What a lot of stars there are!

Say! A dramatic elimination! Would you like to see a dramatic elimination?

I would, I could, like to see a dramatic elimination.

Would you, could you, like to see
The first of the bottom three?

Yes. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very, bad.
Carly, Micheal, and Jason are glad.
Syesha, though, is pretty sad.
Why are some so bad?
From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere.

A Ford commercial! A Ford commercial! Would you like to see a Ford commercial?

NO. No, I would not like to see a Ford commercial.

Try it! Try it! Try it and you may. Try it and you may, I say.

Ryan! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.

Say! I don’t like Ford commercials! I don’t like them, Ryan-I-am. I will never be a fan.

Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
A movie premiere, so many tickets we’ll buy!
The Idols shake hands with Steve Carell
The stories that they’ll be able to tell!

Say! More results! More results! Would, could you, like to see more results?

Yes. Here is one.
Here is one more that is done.
Chikeze, Amanda, and David Cook are free.
Oh, but it is not to be, for our pretty blonde Kristy Lee.
From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere.

Ryan! Would you, could you, talk to fans?
Would that fit into your plans?

Jason gets put on the spot
The judges get in some knocks
And Ryan, it is very clear to me
That you and Simon are meant to be.

See Katharine McPhee!
See McPhee sing to thee!
Excuse me, please, I have to go pee.

I’m back. Ryan-I-am, I’m back. Can you please eliminate another hack?

Patience. There are still many minutes to go. Some eliminations are fast, and some are slow.

Ramiele, Brooke, and David A.,
For this week you get to stay.
David Hernandez, I’m sorry to say
This is the week you may go away.
From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere.

Say! Look! An hour has gone past!
How much longer can this last?

Not much longer, you will see. Look! Syesha leaves the bottom three.

The bottom three are only two. Who will go home sad and blue?

David H. and Kristy Lee.
Kristy Lee, week 2 you’ll get to see.
Ah, but David H. - American Idol you’ll never be.

Dr. Seuss I may be not,
But next week it’s more Lennon-McCartney we’ve got,
And as Randy would say – dude, that’s hot.

To the estate of Dr. Theodore S. Geisel – please don’t sue me. For everyone else – what rhymes with “Syesha”? PM me.

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Tickety · 03-14-2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

I’m back. Ryan-I-am, I’m back. Can you please eliminate another hack?

If only if the results show was as awesome as the recap!

(I LOVE Green Eggs and Ham!

Hated Jim Carrey up there too... ugh.)

brierpatch · 03-14-2008, 10:41 AM

Great recap AJane!

dagwood · 03-14-2008, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJane

See Katharine McPhee!
See McPhee sing to thee!
Excuse me, please, I have to go pee.

I loved it.

(I hate Jim Carrey, too)

lildago · 03-14-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very, bad.

NO. No, I would not like to see a Ford commercial.

See Katharine McPhee!
See McPhee sing to thee!
Excuse me, please, I have to go pee.

I’m back. Ryan-I-am, I’m back. Can you please eliminate another hack?

Say! Look! An hour has gone past!
How much longer can this last?

I'm still laughing at "Ryan-I-am!" Very clever and efficient recap, AJane!

calamari · 03-14-2008, 11:58 AM

It's tough to read this all the way through, 'cause at some point, laughing so hard HURTS.

MotherSister · 03-14-2008, 12:21 PM

You are a genius. That is all.

nemo78 · 03-14-2008, 01:34 PM

Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

lyb5007 · 03-14-2008, 02:57 PM

Outstanding recap, AJane! Your recap's a riot - 100%!

Blues Songstres · 03-14-2008, 04:38 PM

I could not stop laughing! Just brilliant.

03-14-2008, 10:29 AM	#1
AJane Provoked Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: bear country Posts: 6,672	AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo I do not like Jim Carrey. I do not like him in The Mask. I do not like him to talk so fast. I do not like him in Liar, Liar. I do not like him, his schtick is tired. I do not like him here or there. I do not like him anywhere. I do not like him pimping his movies during AI results shows. I do not like him dressed as an elephant with great big toes. I am not a fan. I do not like him, Ryan-I-am. A group-sing! A group-sing! Would you like to hear a group-sing? Yes! A Beatles group-sing! I could, I would like a Beatles group-sing! One song, two song, old song, blue song. “All My Lovin’”, “I Feel Fine”, “Can’t Buy Me Love”. See them sing, 12 little stars. What a lot of stars there are! Say! A dramatic elimination! Would you like to see a dramatic elimination? I would, I could, like to see a dramatic elimination. Would you, could you, like to see The first of the bottom three? Yes. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very, bad. Carly, Micheal, and Jason are glad. Syesha, though, is pretty sad. Why are some so bad? From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere. A Ford commercial! A Ford commercial! Would you like to see a Ford commercial? NO. No, I would not like to see a Ford commercial. Try it! Try it! Try it and you may. Try it and you may, I say. Ryan! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see. Say! I don’t like Ford commercials! I don’t like them, Ryan-I-am. I will never be a fan. Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! Oh my! A movie premiere, so many tickets we’ll buy! The Idols shake hands with Steve Carell The stories that they’ll be able to tell! Say! More results! More results! Would, could you, like to see more results? Yes. Here is one. Here is one more that is done. Chikeze, Amanda, and David Cook are free. Oh, but it is not to be, for our pretty blonde Kristy Lee. From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere. Ryan! Would you, could you, talk to fans? Would that fit into your plans? Jason gets put on the spot The judges get in some knocks And Ryan, it is very clear to me That you and Simon are meant to be. See Katharine McPhee! See McPhee sing to thee! Excuse me, please, I have to go pee. I’m back. Ryan-I-am, I’m back. Can you please eliminate another hack? Patience. There are still many minutes to go. Some eliminations are fast, and some are slow. Ramiele, Brooke, and David A., For this week you get to stay. David Hernandez, I’m sorry to say This is the week you may go away. From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere. Say! Look! An hour has gone past! How much longer can this last? Not much longer, you will see. Look! Syesha leaves the bottom three. The bottom three are only two. Who will go home sad and blue? David H. and Kristy Lee. Kristy Lee, week 2 you’ll get to see. Ah, but David H. - American Idol you’ll never be. Dr. Seuss I may be not, But next week it’s more Lennon-McCartney we’ve got, And as Randy would say – dude, that’s hot. To the estate of Dr. Theodore S. Geisel – please don’t sue me. For everyone else – what rhymes with “Syesha”? PM me. __________________ All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve. ~ Thursday Next The truth, like humor, is where you find it. - Henry Rollins

03-14-2008, 10:41 AM	#3
brierpatch FORT Fan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: WV Posts: 190	Re: AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo Great recap AJane!

03-14-2008, 11:58 AM	#6
calamari FORT Fanatic Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 638	Re: AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo It's tough to read this all the way through, 'cause at some point, laughing so hard HURTS.

03-14-2008, 12:21 PM	#7
MotherSister Arugula Eating Pinko Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the balcony Age: 25 Posts: 2,343	Re: AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo You are a genius. That is all. __________________ Analog girl in a digital world.

03-14-2008, 01:34 PM	#8
nemo78 FORT Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 466	Re: AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

03-14-2008, 02:57 PM	#9
lyb5007 In the kayak Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: in the middle of Here and Now Posts: 434	Re: AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo Outstanding recap, AJane! Your recap's a riot - 100%! __________________ It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons- Johann Schiller ~and daughters.

03-14-2008, 04:38 PM	#10
Blues Songstres FORT Fogey Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In My Own Little Corner, In My Own Little Chair... Age: 51 Posts: 2,405	Re: AI7 Results Recap 03/12/08 – Hernandez Hears A Boo I could not stop laughing! Just brilliant.