To make things even scarier, Stefani remarks that her own personal idols are noted more for their character and style, rather than their voice – and the camera zooms in for a close-up of Sanjaya. And you thought your expectations of the season couldn’t drop any lower. Every little note he sang was tragic
Chris Sligh is a funny guy. Kind of like a less nerdy, chubbier Napoleon Dynamite. He doesn’t dance nearly as well, though.
play bongos in his boxer shorts – an image that I’ll spend the rest of the evening trying to scrub from my mind.
This, apparently, is a good thing – either it’s some odd British saying, or it’s another new entry in the AI dictionary. Throw this baby out with the bathwater
We may have had a little more respect for the kid if he’d shaved his hair into a real
Mohawk. Heaven knows – leggings are always a mistake
Simon’s fashion sense is so on tonight, I’m thinking he might be replacing Cojo on the red carpet one of these days.
The Catholic-schoolgirl-turned-streetwalker getup does her no favors
Don’t sing – because it hurts
Stefani will rescue the Idol stage and perform live – hey, she’s just a girl, but she’s hella good, isn’t she?