*This is a recap of events from noon Saturday to noon Monday, house time*
**Just a little note: I decided on Sunday that I would cover the live feeds Saturday thru Monday, while I was watching the feeds on Sunday and realizing what a snooze fest the Sun/Mon shift is. I only watched the feeds for a little bit on Saturday since I didn’t know yet that I would be covering that day. So, I will recap the interesting bits that I did catch and next week, you’ll have the full recap for that shift.
And so I says "Azreal, you are supposed to catch the little blue Smurfs, not eat them"
*Danielle wears MAC foundation. Note to self: Must visit the MAC counter.
*POV players were Frank, Jojo, Shane, Ian, Wil and Ashley - Joe is hosting. Shane won.
*Brit and Janelle got tipsy on Margarita’s during the comp.
*Brit to Boogie: "Boogie, I watched season 2. I watched All Stars. I didn't come here to watch you nap"
*The Have Nots got thin pads for their redneck tool box beds.
*Frank farts more than I do, and that’s a LOT. Just sayin’.
*Danielle knows she’s going up on the block in place of Shane. Instead of suggesting someone else, she’s pretty much giving Frank permission to put her up. Where do they find these people?
*Pixie, Trixie, Dixie, and Bixie emerge amidst pots and piles of make-up. That’s right, Brit, Janie, Ashley and Danielle dress up like “sl*tty Barbie”, complete with 80’s hair and make-up. Which leads me to the fun part of the night....
The girls decided to give themselves make-overs (unders?) and go all out 80’s style. They bond a bit in front of the mirror with all their war paint. Once they are finished, they head out to the “Pool Hall” to scope out the dudes. They gather around the pool table to snark at the boys. Boogie especially. “That one in the hat is cute...” “Yeah, but I heard he's a total player” and "I hear he picks up girls here all the time" “Only to drop them like a bad habit”. It’s cute and funny and desperately needed after the previous days drama fest. But wait! It’s not over. Wil....er....straight Craig, shows up on the scene. With denim overalls hanging at the waist, a plaid flannel shirt, trucker hat and painted on 70’s porn ‘stache....he looks like a cross between Kid Rock and Sporticus (mom’s know who this is, if you don’t, google him ) ~~ Wil takes his Pink Ladies back inside to learn a dance routine. Once they have it down, they go outside to “perform” for the boys in the Pool Hall. Craig: Wil "I felt like K-Fed for a second" "Any of you ladies wanna get in the hot tub" (with a deep voice). Dan pipes up with “Do another dance, ladies”. JoJo gets a bit of a sore ass because she wasn’t invited to be part of the group.
Craig and the Pink Ladies perform at the Pool Hall on amateur night.
We start the day with Brit and she’s really not feeling well. She has cramps and is curled in the fetal position. Frankly, she looks like hell and I feel bad for her. Janelle can’t find her $50 Chanel foundation. She thinks someone may have hidden it from her so she goes to the DR to ask. She eventually finds it in a drawer. Shane and Jojo don’t like the coach twist and thinks it interferes with their game. The coaches don’t care about them, just their own game. More whining and blah blah blah. If you don’t want to play, I’ll gladly trade with you!
Bar stools are the new blow up doll.
*Janelle and Ashley make apple cobbler and sugar cookies.
*BB gives the HG’s a bocce ball set
*I’m impressed with the recipes Joe can come up with for slop. Everything he makes, the HG’s agree that it is really good.
*Frank and Jojo talk about working out....while they sit on the patio smoking.
*Janelle and Ashley take a bath in the HOH tub.
*Frank makes the joke that Willie wanted to get kicked out because he was a have not and couldn’t eat his Froot Loops. It was cute the first ten times he said it..now, not so much.
*Silly hamsters, everyone is planning on voting out Jojo but they aren’t sharing with their supposed alliance. They are keeping it quiet. Little do they know that that is pretty much everyone’s plan.
*Ian smokes a cigarette..and I want to smack his fingers and put him in time out. But he gets to suffer a worse fate...JOJO! She keeps trying to have sexy conversations with him about sex, being bi-sexual, and Master Bation. She also lets him know that she’s there for him if he wants to talk about sex. Yes...but I hardly think he’ll be asking the things that Jojo has knowledge of. For example, how to rid your sandy beach of crabs or how many Valtrax can you safely take in a 24 hour period.
*Shane wants Frank to nominate Wil. Frank thinks it’s a little too soon.
*POV meeting happens and Danielle is nominated in place of Shane.
I end my shift with Shane and Jojo talking crap about BB’s resident princess, Janelle. They don’t like her, don’t trust her and think she’s two-faced. Funny because that’s exactly how I feel about Jojo!
And I leave you with this:
Erica said it was this big.