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I begin my shift with a heavy heart because Jeff is gone and Jordan is devastated by Shelly’s betrayal. I’m thinking this is going to be a one paragraph recap because everyone is either gloating or depressed. I anticipate a glum day, but the BB Gods took pity on me and gave something to work with.
So, we start off with Kalia and Shelly gloating and badmouthing anyone they can and Kalia trying to dictate how Porsche’s nomination speech should go down. Porsche has other ideas. She wants to put Adam up against Rachel because she is sure that Jordan isn’t going to pull out a win. Adam doesn’t agree and points out that they can’t assume Jordan won’t win. He also states that this is their house now.
HOH is locked which causes speculation among the noobies about Pandora’s Box. Porsche says maybe it’s a golden ticket that you insert into the fortune teller and she’ll tell her something. Yeah, like your ass is getting huge. Talk moves on to the fight between Shelly and Jordan last night. Adam thought Jordan was going to hit Shelly. I wish. Then it turns to the applause Dani got when she was evicted and they are convinced she will win America’s Favorite.
Rachel is sure she’s gone. She tells Jordan to take Adam to F2 with her for a guaranteed win. Jordan reminds her she’s not gone yet. Meanwhile, the kooks, er…noobs are eulogizing Dani. She was like a butterfly and opened her wings. She brought them all together. She is the second coming of Christ. I feel sick. Elsewhere, Jordan returns the sweatshirt Shelly gave her. She leaves it lay on Shelly’s bed and Rachel says the DR wont’ get her a pregnancy test. She admits to Jordan that she’s not on anything and that she did have sex with Brendon in the house. SHOCKER. Shelly finds the sweatshirt and doesn’t seem too happy about it.
I don't know why they hate me. I have integrity. And class. And an adam's apple!
We get trivia and when we come out…Porsche has received Pandora’s Box and has opened it. I’m sure she’s kicking herself in the ass because the ‘good’ she received was $10,000 that she has to split with another HG and she chooses Kalia. The ‘bad’ that was unleashed is that they are now playing in duo’s again. Shelly is with Adam, Kalia with Porsche and Rachel is with Jordan. This means that if Rachel or Jordan wins POV, they both are removed from the block.
Shelly overhears part of a conversation RaJo were having about Dani and the word bitch popped up several times. Shelly assumes they are talking about her. Shelly doesn’t understand why they hate her so much because she’s not the only one who voted for Jeff. She also claims she won’t be the one left looking like an ass..she’s too classy. Talk moves to how they can screw up RaJo’s POV performance. They suggest tripping and blocking. Porsche says maybe it’ll be something pregnant chicks can’t compete in. Adam comes back with “Maybe like a medicine ball thrown at your stomach.” They are truly disgusting.
We get trivia again for nominations. When we come back, Rachel and Jordan are up, as expected. They aren’t going to roll over and play dead though. They meet with Big Booty and StuffMyFace in the HOH room to try to work a deal. Jordan does most of the talking and she’s working it. Rachel is barely getting a word in edgewise. Jordan is ready to leave then realizes Rachel wants to say something. Rachel throws out a few words and the girls leave. Rachel is impressed with Jordan. Didn’t know she had it in her. Kalia wants to take the deal, Porsche is more reserved. Probably a first for her.
I know I have two faces....now where did I put my other one?
The HG’s play poker, minus one Bitter Betty, and they do this until bedtime. The next morning dawns with newly nominated duo RaJo jedi training and giving each other pep talks. They are determined to win the POV. They talk about how they think it will be OTEV and Rachel gives Jordan tips on how to remember where the names are. They talk about how it has to suck to come in third. To be so close and get nothing. And Rachel finally admits to someone (Porsche) that when Brendon left the first time, Jordan was there for her. I’m so proud of her for finally fessing up to that. While they are confessing, Porsche admits to taking Brendon’s duck. And that ends my shift. And here I was worried I’d only have enough material to write one paragraph…
Tidbits, interesting or not…
*Kalia wants her bed back. I’m starting to wonder if she brought her own in because she is so attached to it.
*Porsche is frustrated that Kalia is making tentative deals with RaJo instead of talking to her THE HOH!!
*Porsche knows how much an abortion costs. Things that make you go hmmmm.
*Kalia, even though she wants to work with J/R, turns around and blabs all to Shelly and then proceeds to talk smack about them.
*Rachel and Jordan invite everyone to play poker with them. They all accept except for Shelly who claims she wasn’t invited. Bitter, party of one?
Hey Rach....where did you hide those life vests?
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Not much to work with....but you worked it out well! 
