8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough

ThinkPink · 08-27-2009, 04:47 PM

**This recap covers from noon Wednesday to noon Thursday, BB Time**

My shift today started with a bang! The housemates begin to rise. Jordan was asleep in the GR, Russ in the SS, Nat and Kev in the RR and Jeff and Michele in the HOH (yea, M&J, what is that all about?). They begin to stir, go outside and notice the garden has returned! Are you guys ready for more “Watering the Garden with Jeff”? I’d watch that TV show, I’d even DVR it. Russ is exercising when he suddenly begins to taunt Jeff. Russ is saying Jeff shakes when he looks at him, says America only voted for Jeff because we feel sorry for him, etc. Jeff is ignoring him for the most part until Jordan comes out and reminds Jeff to keep his cool, then Russ starts taunting Jordan, and she returns it. She runs up and chest bumps Russ screaming “I am not scared of you”. Time for a reality check Jordan, MMA Fighter and a 140lb waitress, do the math blondie. Russ’ ranting continues, he calls Jordan fat, tells her to go eat some cookie dough, calls her Jeff’s pitbull, etc. Jeff has to tell Jordan to shut the f up, it’s not her fight. During the fight Jeff comments that Kevin is on his side… interesting. Nat tells Kevin if he keeps Russ she will stab him in the heart, she then pretend stabs him. BB needs to take the knives out of the house before someone loses a penis (and who wants to end up like Nat?) Jeff asks Russ if he wants to have sex, save it for BBAD boys. Jeff calls out to production that he is about to go hit Russ then he goes inside to calm down. Jordan is crying, Kev and Nat are in heaven. Natalie tells Michele that this is her fourth time being on the block, a house record, too bad she hasn’t taken the hint. The best thing to come out of the fight was Jeff apologizing for what he said about everyone’s families. This is the most violent house yet!

Russ and Jordan arguing in the backyard

Kevin looking to God for help | Russ doing the "Oh no you didn't girlfriend!"

Natalie tells Russ that Michele’s job was to always be a mole. Her job was to infiltrate the other side and take back information to J&J. What is this, Mission Impossible or Big Brother? Do they realize that Michele can’t remember anything? Russ tells her the sky is blue and by the time it gets back to J&J, the sky is falling! Russ tells Nat is he not going to spend his time being fake nice to them, he says “I’m gonna do me”… seems to me Jeff bent you over and did you already. Kevin says he thinks production hates him and Nat, he said that they never have anything negative to ask about Jeff. He says production is always asking, “How awesome is Jeff?” and “Wasn’t Jeff great in that comp?” Can you blame them? He's the bomb! Kev and Nat discuss Chima not being in the jury house and that if America votes in her place then they are screwed. Jeff breaks the monotony by coming out with the camera for HOH photos. He tells everyone to smile and act like they are happy, well everyone except Russ because he isn’t included in any of the photos. They all mess around and get a few good photos, Jordan strangling Russ’ wall photo, Jordan poses with Russ’ key at the front door, everyone jumps in the shower together, Jordan pretends to be on the toilet, Michele gets in the dryer, etc… I think the photo of Jordan on the toilet sums her up, all that girl ever talks about is bodily functions.

Its just one big happy family... for now.

It’s a lazy afternoon in the BB house. Housemates have been made aware there will be an inside lockdown tonight. They tell stories about shark attacks, mountain climbers who have to cut their limbs off, etc.. They need to inject some fun into the house, where’s Braden or Casey when you need them? Kevin is talking about comps and says that if there is another endurance comp that includes Jeff then he knows the show is fixed. J&J are in the HOH room where he is giving her a scolding for her shenanigans during the argument outside this morning. He tells her they have to have each others backs or one of them will be going home, and it won’t be her! Jordan starts crying again, Girl needs to get a grip.

Jeff tries to comfort her but she pushes him away saying that she stinks. What is up with the bath stuff people?? Do you not realize you have nothing to do in there; hygiene should be a priority… after getting your enemy evicted of course! Kev, Mich, & Nat join J&J in the HOH, Jeff leaves to go to the DR and the rest discuss taxes, diet pills, used furniture, & college. Jeff returns and they all take their turn making trips to the DR to leave Russ goodbye messages. Jeff gets a little snippy with Michele and as soon as she realized she might fall out of his favor she starts kissing butt, laying on the bed, and of course the idiotic giggling at every sentence that comes out of Jeff’s mouth… if he’d whip it out right now, she’d &^#$^%... Natalie told Jordan that she and Michele would be her noms if she won, with Michele going home of course. Michele later tells Jordan that she doesn’t believe it, she thinks they would be stupid not to target Jeff. Jordan and Jeff don’t trust Nat and Kevin, well duh, not a lot they can do about it now. About the same time as this, Natalie is downstairs telling Russ they are going to nom Mich and Jeff with Jeff leaving. Kev and Nat are walking around counting things. Nat says someone took her gloves; she and Kev (with Russ as lookout) go through Jordan and Mich’s things looking for their gloves so Nat can wear them in an endurance comp… that girl is pint sized poison. Meanwhile Jordan and Jeff are in the HOH bed with the lights off kissing, snuggling and talking to Michele. It’s like déjà vu with Ronnie in the SS room. Do these people need an audience to kiss? Freaking Exhibitionists! Michele tries to slap Jeff’s butt in the dark when he goes to the bathroom in his underwear. Awkwaaard. We get FOTH then Michele conveniently comes downstairs and goes into the SS room and shuts the door, spoiling Nat’s plans. Apparently BB has told them to be asleep by 2am. Jordan and Jeff are alone in the HOH room… their last night in the big bed. They joke around and make out a little. Jeff comments that making out with Jordan is beautiful. Awwww

Mich has improved her looks since entering the house | Natalie digs for gold then wipes it on her shirt

Kevin and Natalie look through Mich's things

Good Morning Campers! Errr Houseguests! It’s an HOH lock-in. Jeff, Jordan and Natalie are in the HOH bed, Russ is at the foot of the bed in the floor, Michele is on the round chair and Kev is between the HOH bed and the wall. Jeff is listening to his Bob Marley CD. Mich is doing her usual sleep stuff, slinging arms and legs, moaning. Does her husband ever get any sleep? Its so quiet in the HOH that you can hear a pin drop, or a Jordan fart (Jeff: "Jordan, did you just fart?") And with that my shift comes to an end. Who will be evicted? (I think we already know the answer to that) What will Russ say in his eviction speech? Who will win HOH? Will Lydia jump Jessie’s bones the minute she arrives at the Jury House? Tune in Tonight…!!

My Favorite Daily Moments and Quotes:

Michele to Jordan: If I were a lesbian I would totally hook up with you, you’re hot.

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Russ to Jordan: Sit there and eat your cookie dough and wonder why you’re fat?

Oh No He Didn't??!!

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Russ to anyone who will listen: One thinks Gucci is a catch phrase, the other thinks Technotronics is a word.

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Jeff to Russ: Do you want to have sex with me? For real, do you have a crush on me, what’s your thing? ♫ ♪ key the music, Marvin Gaye "Lets get it on" ♫ ♪

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Jordan says she hopes when Russ is walking down the street people call him a f*ggot, but she quickly apologizes for saying it… thinking about the cameras Jordy? America’s watching!

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Discussing the fight with Russ
Jordan: You think I’ll look psycho on TV?
Jeff: Yep.

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Jeff tries to snuggle Jordan
Jordan: No, I stink
Jeff: I don't care
Jordan: We are just friends
Jeff: No we aren't, we are lovers!

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Jeff showing his abs to Russ: Get a good look boy, so you’ll have something to j*rk off to in the jury house.

That was wrong on so many levels… yet so right.

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Michele bought a used mattress and her dog peed on it and she returned it, successfully.

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Jordan: I’m not fat, I’m thick. (To the English thick means stupid, ‘nuff said. hehe)

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Kev & Jeff to Jordan: You are acting a lot dumber than you are.
Jordan: Thanks Guys!
Jeff: That is not a compliment.

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Michele asks Jeff if he won POV and it was she and Jordan on the block, who would he use it on? Um.. Take a guess stinky?

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Jordan: I think I kiss better after a couple of drinks cause I don’t think about it…
Jeff: Wanna open that wine?

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Jeff: I’m doing what everyone does; I’m sitting up here bashing everyone. I hate the person I’m becoming.

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justCurious · 08-27-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ThinkPink

Jeff showing his abs to Russ: Get a good look boy, so you’ll have something to j*rk off to in the jury house.

That was wrong on so many levels… yet so right.

CCL · 08-28-2009, 10:31 AM

Thanks for the recap, ThinkPink.

lildago · 08-28-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Are you guys ready for more “Watering the Garden with Jeff”? I’d watch that TV show, I’d even DVR it.

Heck yeah!

Great recap, ThinkPink!

Thanks again for helping out.

Debbie8863 · 08-28-2009, 12:17 PM

Nice recap thanks!!!

**waywyrd** · 08-28-2009, 06:11 PM

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Russ tells Nat is he not going to spend his time being fake nice to them, he says “I’m gonna do me”… seems to me Jeff bent you over and did you already.

Ouch.

Great recap, ThinkPink!

Dawne · 08-29-2009, 03:26 AM

Thanks for the recap ThinkPink!

I have several comments to make.

1 - Jeff was right - I know - unbelievable - he just couldn't spell the word - but technetronic is a word. Yep - that's the way you spell it. It means "marked by changes in technology: associated with or marked by the changes brought about by modern technology and electronics" (encarta.msn.com/dictionary)

2 - I thought physical contact - not of the romance stuff - but the other - was against BB rules? But yet Jordan chest bumped Russell and nothing happened? What? Is there one set of rules for her and another for everyone else? This stinks to me - just like Jordan and her fake look of shock when Jeff stood to reveal he had the coup d'etat. She knew he had it - and I'm mad that BB didn't disqualify him from using it!

BB is really interfering with the game this year! This might be my last year of watching it. I'm getting sick of all the stuff going on that shouldn't be!

ThinkPink · 08-29-2009, 02:17 PM

Thanks Guys

and Dawne, Kev chest bumped Ronnie, so if Jordan had to go, so did Kev. I think they were both threatening and if it were me, I would have been in the DR saying one of two things were going to happen, either BB disqualify the person who entered my personal space OR I was going back out and whipping someones ass and still getting to keep my stipend.

Dawne · 08-30-2009, 04:16 AM

ThinkPink: you're welcome!

Sorry - I didn't know about Kevin chest bumping Ronnie - I wonder why that wasn't shown on TV?

So yeah - he should have been out and so should Jordan. I mean in past years - they didn't allow that. Now all of a sudden this year they are.

Maybe this is the last season they are having the show on - and they don't really care what happens anymore? I don't know - I just see and hear so much going on - that never used to be allowed. And now it seems - unless you draw blood - nothing is going to happen!

Ohhhhhhhh - you better apply for next year - and start thinking of a secret code word so we know it's you! I wanna see a good a$$ whippin!

08-27-2009, 04:47 PM	#1
ThinkPink BB Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,373	8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough This recap covers from noon Wednesday to noon Thursday, BB Time My shift today started with a bang! The housemates begin to rise. Jordan was asleep in the GR, Russ in the SS, Nat and Kev in the RR and Jeff and Michele in the HOH (yea, M&J, what is that all about?). They begin to stir, go outside and notice the garden has returned! Are you guys ready for more “Watering the Garden with Jeff”? I’d watch that TV show, I’d even DVR it. Russ is exercising when he suddenly begins to taunt Jeff. Russ is saying Jeff shakes when he looks at him, says America only voted for Jeff because we feel sorry for him, etc. Jeff is ignoring him for the most part until Jordan comes out and reminds Jeff to keep his cool, then Russ starts taunting Jordan, and she returns it. She runs up and chest bumps Russ screaming “I am not scared of you”. Time for a reality check Jordan, MMA Fighter and a 140lb waitress, do the math blondie. Russ’ ranting continues, he calls Jordan fat, tells her to go eat some cookie dough, calls her Jeff’s pitbull, etc. Jeff has to tell Jordan to shut the f up, it’s not her fight. During the fight Jeff comments that Kevin is on his side… interesting. Nat tells Kevin if he keeps Russ she will stab him in the heart, she then pretend stabs him. BB needs to take the knives out of the house before someone loses a penis (and who wants to end up like Nat?) Jeff asks Russ if he wants to have sex, save it for BBAD boys. Jeff calls out to production that he is about to go hit Russ then he goes inside to calm down. Jordan is crying, Kev and Nat are in heaven. Natalie tells Michele that this is her fourth time being on the block, a house record, too bad she hasn’t taken the hint. The best thing to come out of the fight was Jeff apologizing for what he said about everyone’s families. This is the most violent house yet! Russ and Jordan arguing in the backyard Kevin looking to God for help \| Russ doing the "Oh no you didn't girlfriend!" Natalie tells Russ that Michele’s job was to always be a mole. Her job was to infiltrate the other side and take back information to J&J. What is this, Mission Impossible or Big Brother? Do they realize that Michele can’t remember anything? Russ tells her the sky is blue and by the time it gets back to J&J, the sky is falling! Russ tells Nat is he not going to spend his time being fake nice to them, he says “I’m gonna do me”… seems to me Jeff bent you over and did you already. Kevin says he thinks production hates him and Nat, he said that they never have anything negative to ask about Jeff. He says production is always asking, “How awesome is Jeff?” and “Wasn’t Jeff great in that comp?” Can you blame them? He's the bomb! Kev and Nat discuss Chima not being in the jury house and that if America votes in her place then they are screwed. Jeff breaks the monotony by coming out with the camera for HOH photos. He tells everyone to smile and act like they are happy, well everyone except Russ because he isn’t included in any of the photos. They all mess around and get a few good photos, Jordan strangling Russ’ wall photo, Jordan poses with Russ’ key at the front door, everyone jumps in the shower together, Jordan pretends to be on the toilet, Michele gets in the dryer, etc… I think the photo of Jordan on the toilet sums her up, all that girl ever talks about is bodily functions. Its just one big happy family... for now. It’s a lazy afternoon in the BB house. Housemates have been made aware there will be an inside lockdown tonight. They tell stories about shark attacks, mountain climbers who have to cut their limbs off, etc.. They need to inject some fun into the house, where’s Braden or Casey when you need them? Kevin is talking about comps and says that if there is another endurance comp that includes Jeff then he knows the show is fixed. J&J are in the HOH room where he is giving her a scolding for her shenanigans during the argument outside this morning. He tells her they have to have each others backs or one of them will be going home, and it won’t be her! Jordan starts crying again, Girl needs to get a grip. Jeff tries to comfort her but she pushes him away saying that she stinks. What is up with the bath stuff people?? Do you not realize you have nothing to do in there; hygiene should be a priority… after getting your enemy evicted of course! Kev, Mich, & Nat join J&J in the HOH, Jeff leaves to go to the DR and the rest discuss taxes, diet pills, used furniture, & college. Jeff returns and they all take their turn making trips to the DR to leave Russ goodbye messages. Jeff gets a little snippy with Michele and as soon as she realized she might fall out of his favor she starts kissing butt, laying on the bed, and of course the idiotic giggling at every sentence that comes out of Jeff’s mouth… if he’d whip it out right now, she’d &^#$^%... Natalie told Jordan that she and Michele would be her noms if she won, with Michele going home of course. Michele later tells Jordan that she doesn’t believe it, she thinks they would be stupid not to target Jeff. Jordan and Jeff don’t trust Nat and Kevin, well duh, not a lot they can do about it now. About the same time as this, Natalie is downstairs telling Russ they are going to nom Mich and Jeff with Jeff leaving. Kev and Nat are walking around counting things. Nat says someone took her gloves; she and Kev (with Russ as lookout) go through Jordan and Mich’s things looking for their gloves so Nat can wear them in an endurance comp… that girl is pint sized poison. Meanwhile Jordan and Jeff are in the HOH bed with the lights off kissing, snuggling and talking to Michele. It’s like déjà vu with Ronnie in the SS room. Do these people need an audience to kiss? Freaking Exhibitionists! Michele tries to slap Jeff’s butt in the dark when he goes to the bathroom in his underwear. Awkwaaard. We get FOTH then Michele conveniently comes downstairs and goes into the SS room and shuts the door, spoiling Nat’s plans. Apparently BB has told them to be asleep by 2am. Jordan and Jeff are alone in the HOH room… their last night in the big bed. They joke around and make out a little. Jeff comments that making out with Jordan is beautiful. Awwww Mich has improved her looks since entering the house \| Natalie digs for gold then wipes it on her shirt Kevin and Natalie look through Mich's things Good Morning Campers! Errr Houseguests! It’s an HOH lock-in. Jeff, Jordan and Natalie are in the HOH bed, Russ is at the foot of the bed in the floor, Michele is on the round chair and Kev is between the HOH bed and the wall. Jeff is listening to his Bob Marley CD. Mich is doing her usual sleep stuff, slinging arms and legs, moaning. Does her husband ever get any sleep? Its so quiet in the HOH that you can hear a pin drop, or a Jordan fart (Jeff: "Jordan, did you just fart?") And with that my shift comes to an end. Who will be evicted? (I think we already know the answer to that) What will Russ say in his eviction speech? Who will win HOH? Will Lydia jump Jessie’s bones the minute she arrives at the Jury House? Tune in Tonight…!! *My Favorite Daily Moments and Quotes:* Michele to Jordan: If I were a lesbian I would totally hook up with you, you’re hot. -------------- Russ to Jordan: Sit there and eat your cookie dough and wonder why you’re fat? Oh No He Didn't??!! -------------- Russ to anyone who will listen: One thinks Gucci is a catch phrase, the other thinks Technotronics is a word. -------------- Jeff to Russ: Do you want to have sex with me? For real, do you have a crush on me, what’s your thing? ♫ ♪ key the music, Marvin Gaye "Lets get it on" ♫ ♪ -------------- Jordan says she hopes when Russ is walking down the street people call him a fggot, but she quickly apologizes for saying it… thinking about the cameras Jordy? America’s watching! -------------- Discussing the fight with Russ Jordan: You think I’ll look psycho on TV? Jeff: Yep. -------------- Jeff tries to snuggle Jordan Jordan: No, I stink Jeff: I don't care Jordan: We are just friends Jeff: No we aren't, we are lovers! -------------- Jeff showing his abs to Russ: Get a good look boy, so you’ll have something to jrk off to in the jury house. That was wrong on so many levels… yet so right. -------------- Michele bought a used mattress and her dog peed on it and she returned it, successfully. -------------- Jordan: I’m not fat, I’m thick. (To the English thick means stupid, ‘nuff said. hehe) -------------- Kev & Jeff to Jordan: You are acting a lot dumber than you are. Jordan: Thanks Guys! Jeff: That is not a compliment. -------------- Michele asks Jeff if he won POV and it was she and Jordan on the block, who would he use it on? Um.. Take a guess stinky? -------------- Jordan: I think I kiss better after a couple of drinks cause I don’t think about it… Jeff: Wanna open that wine? -------------- Jeff: I’m doing what everyone does; I’m sitting up here bashing everyone. I hate the person I’m becoming. __________________ “I fell off my pink cloud with a thud.” ~ Elizabeth Taylor Last edited by ThinkPink; 08-27-2009 at 04:57 PM.

08-28-2009, 10:31 AM	#3
CCL Jam Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ottery St. Catchpole Posts: 6,664	Re: 8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough Thanks for the recap, ThinkPink. __________________ So does a whole world, with all its greatnesses and littlenesses, lie in a twinkling star. - A Tale of Two Cities Pay my respects to grace and virtue/Give my condolences to good/Give my regards to soul and romance/They always did the best they could - The Killers

08-28-2009, 12:17 PM	#5
Debbie8863 FORT Fogey Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,034	Re: 8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough Nice recap thanks!!!

08-29-2009, 03:26 AM	#7
Dawne FORT Fan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Edmonton AB Posts: 305	Re: 8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough Thanks for the recap ThinkPink! I have several comments to make. 1 - Jeff was right - I know - unbelievable - he just couldn't spell the word - but technetronic is a word. Yep - that's the way you spell it. It means "marked by changes in technology: associated with or marked by the changes brought about by modern technology and electronics" (encarta.msn.com/dictionary) 2 - I thought physical contact - not of the romance stuff - but the other - was against BB rules? But yet Jordan chest bumped Russell and nothing happened? What? Is there one set of rules for her and another for everyone else? This stinks to me - just like Jordan and her fake look of shock when Jeff stood to reveal he had the coup d'etat. She knew he had it - and I'm mad that BB didn't disqualify him from using it! BB is really interfering with the game this year! This might be my last year of watching it. I'm getting sick of all the stuff going on that shouldn't be!

08-29-2009, 02:17 PM	#8
ThinkPink BB Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 3,373	Re: 8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough Thanks Guys and Dawne, Kev chest bumped Ronnie, so if Jordan had to go, so did Kev. I think they were both threatening and if it were me, I would have been in the DR saying one of two things were going to happen, either BB disqualify the person who entered my personal space OR I was going back out and whipping someones ass and still getting to keep my stipend. __________________ “I fell off my pink cloud with a thud.” ~ Elizabeth Taylor

08-30-2009, 04:16 AM	#9
Dawne FORT Fan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Edmonton AB Posts: 305	Re: 8/26 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Step Away From the Cookie Dough ThinkPink: you're welcome! Sorry - I didn't know about Kevin chest bumping Ronnie - I wonder why that wasn't shown on TV? So yeah - he should have been out and so should Jordan. I mean in past years - they didn't allow that. Now all of a sudden this year they are. Maybe this is the last season they are having the show on - and they don't really care what happens anymore? I don't know - I just see and hear so much going on - that never used to be allowed. And now it seems - unless you draw blood - nothing is going to happen! Ohhhhhhhh - you better apply for next year - and start thinking of a secret code word so we know it's you! I wanna see a good a$$ whippin!