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No, really. I've only had three. Maybe four...teen beers.
All three talk about how Dustin is coming out of his shell and becoming a different person now that Gonorrhea Joe is gone. Yeah, he's grown a 120 pound hemorrhoid named Amber that won't go away.
Apparently Zach is one sick puppy. A spiky-haired, bulbous-nosed, pot-bellied puppy.
He rebounds, telling her that sheíll be all over him at the wrap party. No, thatíll be her boyfriend all over you at the wrap party, bud.
Wow, I really can cry enough to fill the tub!
Jameka snarks on Zachís showing of his manhood the night before, saying that sheís seen babies more well-endowed than he is. Ouch . . . Wenis.