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    8/7 Big Brother Live Feed Recap - A Whore in the HOH Room; a Saint on the Block

    This recap covers from noon Monday through noon Tuesday

    A Whore in the HOH Room; a Saint on the Block



    No, I’m not calling Danielle a whore. And I’m certainly not calling James a saint!
    But there is definitely some whoring going on in the Big Brother house – witness Marci and Erika shunning the Sovs after four straight weeks of being their bosom buddies. It seems that Janelle finally got Marci’s number, but it remains to be seen whether she goes Beau-listic ™ on him after a night on the sauce or if she just slips back into her buddy-buddy ways with him as soon as she is back in a power position in the house. Eh, maybe she’ll do both.

    Speaking of Season 6, Erika has been crowned “the April of BB7” by the Sovs, for her playing style of crying and saying she just wants to go home; even though that’s the last thing in the world she wants to do. She’s also been called “a better version of Maggie.” Ouch. I’m assuming they just meant better looking, but that is still some insult. If Erika did anything blatant to arouse the wrath of the Sovs, I have to admit that I missed it. I think it was just a gradual realization that she is NOT in bed with anybody – unless it is the HOH bed that we’re talking about. And it’s high time they caught on, too. I have a lot of admiration for the Sovs, but I really like them better when the odds are stacked against them and they fight the good underdog fight. This week has been a good wake up call for a lot of those hamsters and has made for some interesting feed watching.

    Enough with the rambling, totoro; what’s REALLY going on?!
    • James had his call with Sarah and found out that she’s carrying his love child
    • Janie used the Power of Veto on James
    • Danielle nominated herself in James’ place

    Alright, you caught me. I made all of that up. Here’s the truth:
    • James had his call with Sarah; she likes the way he is playing the game this year.
    • Janie used the Power of Veto on herself
    • Danielle named Kaysar as her replacement nominee

    Nothing shocking there, right? Boh-ring.



    Call Me, On the Lying, You Can Call Me, Call Me Anytime
    Shortly before my shift began, James was called to the Diary Room to have his luxury prize, a call home. Natch, he opts to call Sarah, and we catch him later telling Danielle the details of the call, which include the fact that Sarah cried, and that she’s seen his maneuvers with her purple sash and him crossing his fingers. (Way to let Danielle in on potentially telling body language, Jame-o.) They only had three minutes to talk, but she told him that everyone is proud of the way he is playing, that his grandmother is in the hospital but doing well, and that one of his nieces began talking. He also mentions that his nieces watch him on TV, so he needs to watch his language. (Sschhhyeah, RIGHT!) Sarah also sent hugs to “everyone”, but James interprets that as “Danielle and Season 6.” All-in-all, he’s now realized that it’s easier for him to play without Sarah in the house, even though he thought it would be otherwise. In his words, “now if I go out it’s my fault, if I go home I could care less.” Watch what you are saying, James! Danielle just heard that and filed it away for future use…



    The Power of Janelle Compels You!
    After a brief backyard lock-down, the houseguests are called in for the POV ceremony, while we are treated to flames for a bit less than an hour. When the feeds return, we find out quickly that Kaysar has been nominated after Janelle saved herself. Kaysar starts his mission to save himself, making his first stop with Erika. The girl that wanted to marry Kaysar a few weeks ago brushes him off now, saying that her vote probably wouldn’t make a difference to Kaysar’s salvation. I’ll take that as a “no”.

    Kaysar then quizzes George about where his vote may go this week (slipping in the stinger that Marcellas had been campaigning for George to go up instead of Diane last week.) Kaysar also offers a deal, where if George votes for him this week, Kaysar will return the favor next week. George gives probably the most diplomatic answer I’ve heard in the history of this show: “I can’t tell you what I’m going to do, but I will remember what you have done for me.” Translation: “I’m voting with the majority, but I’ll feel real awful-like while I’m doing it. PphhhrrrrtttTT!”

    As it stands right now, this is where the eviction votes are currently going (to the best of my limited knowledge):

    Janelle – James (will be nullified by James)
    Howie – James
    Erika – Kaysar
    Marcellas – Kaysar
    George – Kaysar, even though he feels bad about it
    Boogie – Kaysar
    Will – James, just to be contrary

    By a vote of 4 to 2, Kaysar is evicted from the Big Brother house. In an alternate scenario, if Boogie and Will both vote for Kaysar to stay, Danielle gets to break the tie and Kaysar still goes home. Happy birthday, Kaysar! But wait… Big Brother would never allow THAT to happen would they? Not America’s Favorite!? As the producers wait with baited breath to see if Will somehow flips the script and gets James out instead, let’s think about this Coup d'état we heard about last week. Didn’t Julie say something about it being introduced this week????


    coup d'é•tat (kū' dā-tä')

    The sudden overthrow of a government by a usually small group of persons in or previously in positions of authority.



    Read that a few times and let in sink in. “…previously in positions of authority.” Ooooohhhhhhh. Am I being too literal here? It would be really easy to say that the rules for the Big Brother Coup d'état competition are that only former Heads of Household could overthrow the current HOH, thus giving all of the power back to the Sovs. The question is whether this happens before or after Kaysar is sitting on Julie’s couch (watching Erika squeeze out some crocodile tears in her goodbye video.) As much as I like Kaysar, I hope that BB doesn’t stoop that low to save him. What fun is there to be had in an unfair competition? But the Coup d'état does sound like a fun twist, I have to admit.

    And Now, a Word From Chicken George
    Mid afternoon, George and Erika are in the backyard chatting, and George queries what Erika thinks he should about the upcoming HOH competition. She tells him to go for it; but that he can rest assured he is safe with her, Danielle and Marcellas.

    Erika tells George to just go with his instincts, and George tells Erika that although is no master planner, you never know what he might do. I have to say that George may be the most powerful player in the game right now: he is on no one’s radar (except maybe Marci’s) and he is essentially the swing vote for this weeks eviction. The only way Kaysar is not getting voted out this week, even if he gets Chill Town on his side, is if George decides to save him. And I think George is going to be a tough sell.

    Meanwhile, both Kaysar and the floaters seem positive that George is voting with them. Hmmm. In an “awe, shucks” moment, George mentions that this coming Labor Day will mark 28 years of marriage, and that he loves his wife more with each passing day. (All the way from Las Vegas. I’m just saying.)



    What Does the Future Hold?
    Nearly everybody in the house is already thinking about next week, when THEY will be the new HOH. Janelle is planning her nomination speech (I’m assuming she’s gunning for Danielle and Erika), Erika is planning on winning so that she can save the Floaters and pick off the rest of the Sov 4 3¼, Danielle works George for awhile, telling him that if Janelle wins, she is a goner… and Will is thinking of a new and creative way to throw the competition. OK, I’m just assuming that, but it is probably the truth. Coup d'état wild card aside, I’m going out on a limb and guessing that whoever wins HOH next week is NOT going to nominate Chill Town. What can one say about Will? I’m going with GENIUS. He’s playing the game from every side and has managed to get the Sov’s to self-cannabalize, and taken the focus off of he and Boogie and placed it squarely on the Floaters and Sovs. It’s entirely possible that we won’t see either Will or Boogie win an HOH until those opposing factions have picked each other off and we’re down to the final four. I’m placing a bet now that it’s Janelle and Erika standing there with them when that time comes.

    Kaysar and Janelle fully believe that now that they have officially made a deal with Chill Town that they can be trusted. Suckers! I can see where Kaysar might be blinded by good faith, but Janelle should know better. She is in awe of Dr. Will, knows his game like the back of hand, and yet still has deluded herself that he can be trusted when it comes to her. Janelle, there are many things about you that I can admire, but I shake my head at that bit of stupidity. Her only hope is that her BS detector goes off, but that probably will happen only when it’s too late to save herself.



    Silly Shenanigans in the Big Brother Compound
    After a dinner of James’ homemade pizza (and slop where applicable), Will and Boogie decide it is time to stage the music video they have been planning. Janelle is going to be the video babe, Howie is on air-drums, and Will is doing vocals. They make sure that all cameras are on them before beginning, and get a request from BB that they please don’t get their mics wet, since they are performing near the outdoor shower and hot tub. Will starts out the show with: “Big Brother, are YOU READY TO ROCK?!” Our faithful screencappers caught the action for your viewing pleasure.



    BB: Behind the Music
    Post-music video, our would-be rock stars jump into the hot tub for a soak. James declares the water disgusting; it seems many have been using it as a bath tub while on hot-water restriction. I’ve personally seen Boogie do it. GROSS. Nevertheless, they continue to soak for a while, and make general chit-chat about nothing in particular.

    George does a little Gas-X commercial, always thinking about a future endorsement deal, but may have blown* his shot when he claims that instead of relieving gas, that the product actually causes gas. [*subtle fart joke] Speaking of possible future endorsements, does anyone know why George was searching the house for a jock strap earlier in the day for his next live-show costume? The mind boggles at what George might have in mind, aside from the fact that he shouldn’t really be borrowing someone else’s jock strap. Danielle also makes a play for a Mott’s deal when she mentions that her urine was “like apple juice” after she came out of solitary confinement. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: GROSS!

    The Witching Hour

    Around about midnight, the hamsters start rustling up the pillows and cushions from the outdoor furniture to comfy up their cots for the night. Kaysar has a whispered conversation with Chill Town, asking them to save him since James is more likely to turn on them in the future than man-of-his-word Kaysar. It’s a good point, but probably doesn’t weigh much with those master manipulators. No one is gunning for them, and they deflect eviction attention like Wonder Woman’s bracelets deflect bullets. Boogie does Kaysar a favor by questioning Kaysar’s faith that he has George’s vote, but Kaysar doesn’t seem to think twice about the comment. Danielle seems worried that Kaysar is going to save himself, and she encourages Erika to go do some damage control with him and try to find out where he is getting votes from.

    Janelle and Kaysar: Is They or Isn’t They?
    While setting up their beds for the night, Janelle floated an offer to Kaysar that he could sleep with her for warmth, but he declined politely. They end up in the backyard together for a long time talking about everything under the sun. Janelle describes her ideal man to Kaysar as having dark hair and being tall, spiritual, ambitious, not a beer drinker, and without a criminal record. Hmmm, I feel like I know that guy from somewhere… Kaysar jokes that this man would have to be able to tolerate her constant mirror-gazing and filthy mouth. Janie says that she hopes Kaysar doesn’t go, as she will miss her conversations with him. Kaysar admits that he will be happy to stay but also happy to leave. If there is anything between these two, it’s probably one-sided. Kaysar seems to have found love outside of the game. (Lucky girl, whoever she is.) They don’t talk much game, but Janelle does admit that she is scared of James and that she is sure he is in cahoots with Danielle. I’m sure she will have forgotten this by the time the sun rises again; she always does.

    A New Day
    Tuesday dawns, and Howie and Janelle appear to be the first ones awake, somewhere shortly before 10am BBT. Boogie and Danielle are up next, and end up in the backyard together laughing about the way the week has played out. It is mentioned that they have been allied since the second day in the house, and Danielle asks Boogie if he and Will would please keep their votes private so she can see how Marcellas, Erika and George end up voting. She wants their actions to reveal where their allegiance truly lies in the game. A bit later, James and Danielle discuss Kaysar. Danielle can tell that Kaysar believes the vote will come down to a tie and that she will decide to save Kaysar and send James home. Boogie pops back for a second to snitch about his conversation with Kaysar the night before.



    And so my shift ends, and it’s looking clearer than ever that Kaysar is the marked man this week. I’ll be joining you again tomorrow with the next 24 hours of live feed updates. Will the Coup d'état come into play in the meantime? Will George find that jock strap he is looking for? Will Big Brother send in a specialist to get rid of that scum ring in the hot tub? You just never know with Big Brother.

    Many thanks to bbnbama, BlondeAsh, snapit and waywyrd for the screencaps!
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    Great recap! Thanks!

    If they run the coup d'etat this Thursday before the evictions, I don't think it means BB is cheating to save S6. After all, they announced it before the HOH competition had been decided - they had no way of knowing who would win HOH, or who would be on the block.

    Doesn't George owe Kaysar one for letting him win POV a couple weeks ago?

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    Positively brilliant recap...

    Thanks!!!!
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    great recap but you caught me with this

    James had his call with Sarah and found out that she’s carrying his love child
    Janie used the Power of Veto on James
    Danielle nominated herself in James’ place


    LMAOOO
    i was like when did this happen?!?!
    oh man i thought i missed alot last night

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    Great recap, Tots! Thanks!
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    Awesome recap...shoulda been wearing Depends as I thought I was gonna pee my pants! You are too funny!

    Also:

    Quote Originally Posted by LKH View Post

    Doesn't George owe Kaysar one for letting him win POV a couple weeks ago?

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    As memory serves, Kaysar didn't LET CG win anything!

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    Who let Joey Lauren Adams in?
    Genius!

    Aeesome recap, Tots. Can't wait for tomorrows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckChick View Post
    As memory serves, Kaysar didn't LET CG win anything!
    Sure he did! They were head to head all the way until it got to the "how many days out of 60 will you eat slop" question. George asked Kaysar to cut him some slack, and promised that he would remember him if he did. Kaysar wrote down 15 days. Do you really think he figured George was only going to write down 14?

    They also talked about it after, and Kaysar told him that he let him win when he saw how far he was willing to go.

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    Great recap, Tots!

    Love the picture captions.

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    Terrific recap Totoro! Thank-you!

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