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07-22-2006, 03:18 AM
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| 7/20 Big Brother Live Feed Recap: Blue Balls in the Big Brother House *This recap covers events from noon Thursday to just a little past noon on Friday POWER. Such an important thing in the Big Brother household. The power of being HOH. The power of the veto. The power of a swing vote. Some crave power when anyone else has it. Some have power others aren't aware of. Some fear powers that others don't really have. One of the biggest drawbacks to power is not using it to your fullest advantage while you have it, and not appreciating it until it's gone. Why the power speech? Because power is something the Suncat household has been without for the last 5 hours (thanks Mother Nature!) and now that I have it back, I am so thankful for it. And so we witness the power of addiction as I went without live feeds for that long stretch of time! Ah, but now I have them back, so let's settle in for a little trip down memory lane of the last 24 hours in hamster-land. ![]() A large albino slug is found in the backyard. The nothingness that is Thursday morning. As my shift opens, the houseguests are in the backyard on lockdown. They are bored out of their minds, and Jase starts talking about how Scientologists tries to recruit him, promising him a career boost. Seriously, is Scientology that desperate, to pick Jase? They called him all the time, he says. He goes on to say it freaked him out, but that if Kelly Preston or Tom Cruise had of come out, he would've signed up immediately. Because Jase is a famewhore. Howie then takes the air out of whatever "bragging" Jase was doing with that info, by saying they also tried to recruit him, but he just walked away. Hee. What little else we get of the feeds prior to the live show is grooming, and more grooming. There's nothing much to do in the Big Brother house but buff, pluck, trim, exfoliate, shave, squeeze, scrub, shine, spray and polish every single inch of themselves. And talk about it. I've heard more about the body hair issues of these people than I cared to, that's for sure. ![]() Jase trims his newly sprouted horns before anyone else sees. All Hail the Rat King! We know from the live show, that James is the new Head of Household. He certainly looked thrilled, didn't he? No, he tried to act nonchalant about it, because James is one of those that always craves power, and rarely has it. He remained stoic as the live feeds sprang back to life. His main concern was if as the new HOH he could go ahead and eat, as he had been on slop for the last week. The answer was yes, so he was off to the storage room for food. In there, away from everyone else, he finally lets out a big sigh and smiles ear-to-ear. For James, emotion is a sign of weakness, and that's not what someone with power would do. ![]() Sarah's magic sash of power that helped James win. The other houseguests have to wait until 10 pm Big Brother time to eat, so they kill time wandering around, starving. Janelle goes into the backyard and tells Will that she came out there because he's so damn HOT. Will asks her to repeat it because a plane was going over and he wants to make sure there is footage of that for the show. When she goes back in, Will declares her "pretty funny." Last week Will says she has no personality, this week she compliments him (however fake) and his tune changes. And that is the power of feminine wiles, my friends. ![]() "Sovereign 4 powers, ACTIVATE!" Holding Court James gets his HOH room, and it's red. Red red red. He gets wine, diet Dr. Pepper, pictures of his girlfriend Sarah, and some strange monster doll. Everyone piles in to see the room, then everyone leaves but his Sovereign 4 alliance. There is talk of putting up Jase, Will or George. Everyone hugs him, they all talk about how great it is that they've had HOH 3 weeks in a row, and there's just overall relief. That's the power of numbers. After they leave, James walks around the room muttering to himself, and looking at his loot. He then rearranges the chairs a bit all the better to interrogate people, because he fancies himself a bit of a master people-reader. That's the power of delusion. Will is up first, and it's obvious that James has a sort of man-crush on him. Will gives his usual speech about how he cannot go to sequester, how he won't go against Boogie, and how he doesn't care if he's nominated. Is that the power of lies? Will does have power that James craves, and that's the power to manipulate. Before you can blink an eye, James is sounding a little like Will, talking about how certain nominations would be good "for the show." Diane is next, and tells James that she thinks the nominations should be what the whole house wants, and that they all want George out. She really has nothing new to bring to the floor and that's the power of being clueless. Danielle's turn for a talk with James, and he tells her that he wants to nominate George, and Will as a pawn. He says that George is worthless and he doesn't want him in the game any longer. He tells her that he has the votes to get him out, but Danielle says he doesn't have her vote, as she promised George she wouldn't vote against him. James is irritated by this. Danielle thinks those nominations are not good, and asks James who his biggest threat is, and he replies "Janelle, because she's throwing me under the bus every chance she gets." Danielle says unless he really wants Will gone, not to put him up as a pawn. She suggests Jase as a nomination. That's the power of good sense, perhaps. Janelle's turn for the talk, and she thinks that George and Jase are good nominations, and if the veto is won and used, put Boogie up as a replacement. She says Jase could have been with them, but chose not to. Erica comes up next, suggests George and Jase. Marcellas comes to "kiss the ring" as he puts it, but mostly he complains about last week's nominations. And I am winding up the HOH talks, as the power of boredom is getting to me. This Just In Diane and Jase meet up for a few moments and talk about staying away from each other, and that James has agreed not to nominate either one of them. Diane says "Let's destroy this house." They slap hands, and part ways. The power of a NON-secret alliance? ![]() Finally the poor houseguests can eat. The power of hunger. ![]() Obviously Marcellas is excited. Just read his shirt. ![]() Erika inches closer and closer to Kaysar, and that's the power of him being damn sexy. Food Competition Time! ![]() This is a blue ball. You bunch of pervs. A new day is upon us, and it's time for the food competition! Everyone is well-fortified from having actual food last night, so we should expect them to do well. Or should we? It's time to play, "A Balanced Diet"!! Everyone pairs off into teams of two, and each team plays for food for a day of the week. You have to manuever a bowling ball through a maze of holes. If your ball goes into a hole, You get that food, plus any zones below it for that day. The zones are:
There are slop spoiler areas all around, so it's a matter of balancing the ball so it goes around the holes, to the top. Each team gets two tries, but if you take a second try and do worse, you have to take what you get then. In this case, the power of a photo would greatly help: ![]() James and Erika play for Monday, and get full food plus a feast. (catered meal) Boogie and Diane are next for Tuesday, and he drives me to the edge of insanity with his yelling "inch inch inch inch, easy easy easy, see the opening?" And for a second I imagine he is directing a porn movie with those comments. This creeps me out to no end, and I don't know why my mind even went there, but I will blame the power of insomnia and hamster watching 22 hours a day. They also get full food and feast. Will and Danielle play for Wednesday, and get breads & kumquats and decide to take that and not use their second try. They had come very close to guttering it, and that would have meant slop. Howie and Kaysar play for Thursday, and get full food and feast. Janelle and Marcellas go up next for Friday, and he is very cranky. They get veggies & beer, try a second time and again get veggies and beer. Jase and George play for Saturday, and they also get full food and feast. George looks like the power of the sun has about done him in. Boogie and Jase team up to play for the last day, Sunday. They easily get full food and feast, and by the power of a minor miracle I am finally done with this recap. Thank you for taking this power trip with me, tune in tomorrow for the nominations recap. If you can't wait that long, you can see who has been nominated here. The power of sleep awaits me. ![]() The power of a pool cue is about to whack Will upside the head. What are your powers? contact suncat7@fansofrealitytv.com
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07-22-2006, 03:29 AM
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| You have the POWER to make me laugh. Thanks for the excellent recap, Sunny Delight. ![]()
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07-22-2006, 03:48 AM
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I am in awe of your powers. And the blue ball.
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07-22-2006, 04:30 AM
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| I guess I'm a perv. Great recap, Sunnycat. ![]() | |
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07-22-2006, 04:54 AM
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| This was a power recap .
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07-22-2006, 07:55 AM
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| Too funny! Great recap. Thank-you. |
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07-22-2006, 11:10 AM
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Funny recap, sunny! | |
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07-22-2006, 11:42 AM
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| All hail to the power of suncat.... ![]()
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07-22-2006, 11:49 AM
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| Great recap sunny.
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07-22-2006, 12:09 PM
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