Premiere Recap - Rebel With A Questionable Cause

[William13]

I forgot to mention that I loved your comments about the spiky-haired guys and the Barbie Dolls. I see spiky hair and I immediately think: get this guy off my television. Maybe its just my age showing.

I am eagerly looking forward to your next recap.

[Bill]

Incredible recap Amanda!

[fluff]

I’ve smiled at the idea of abandoning my crappy Ford Escort in some lousy neighborhood with the keys in the ignition, and flying away on my personal hovercraft.

Being the richest man on the planet who hasn’t bothered to get some much needed orthodonture on his bottom teeth.

So when I say things like “that annoying spiky haired guy” and “that Barbie doll chick…no, not her, the other one.”, just bear with me, okay? Thanks.

A few people actually do give their cheesy introductions, but the fact that one guy claimed that he’d be making everyone his bitch has forced me to boycott recapping that part.

Aisha wasn’t ready to go without a fight, though, crying to Branson that she’s a serious businesswoman who sacrificed her job, her husband and her son for this opportunity. What kind of crazy-ass cult does this chick belong to? Ritualistic sacrificial killings are almost never the answer, people. Richard lovingly tells her “Well, you can get back to your son now.” Zing!

The Little Ingénue That Could

Please stop blaming others for your own shortcomings. Thank you. That’s my second and final PSA of this recap. Oh, and don’t do drugs. And stay in school.

Both teams jet back to the Branson estate high on confidence. And maybe opium. But probably just confidence.

Packaged in a really lovely Chinese-patterned fabric purse, the girls’ team has assembled face wipes, moisturizer, deodorant, and mints. So basically they went to Rite Aid.

I still can't decide what to make of this show, but the recap was excellent

(or, in Richard’s charming Brit-speak, a “batten”) .

Batten. Yeah, batten, that's right

[did_it_again]

Man that was a incredible recap!