this post literally has me in tears.
Originally Posted by Omar_X;3910827;When speaking of Kelly's possibly deep, abiding state of BFFness/pinky-swear-forever-gagement with Ms. Paltrow (a near tantric state where each of them can hardly tell where she ends and the other begins - except on Pilates days), while we cannot completely rule out the possibility that they actually do meet up for super secret mani/pedis in London every week and share secretes of only the best, most cutting edge lemon/cayenne pepper fast data, we also have to take into account that Kelly may have meant something a bit less strong and dramatic than her words implied (you know, words meaning things and all). I am willing to allow that perhaps Kelly meant something a bit less dramatic (read: crazy), yet still most substantial and meaningful. She could have meant the word "friend" in a bit broader sense, like "we are both vertebrates" or "we both own various round things," her use of the word "friend" being logically extended from those admittedly random commonalities. The possibilities are simply endless.