Yes, Coerte would put me off any kind of sexual relations for quite some time too. Imagine lying in bed with those slimy lips coming at you. I'd ring the monastery and demand sanctuary immediately. He'd be effective for birth control PSAs. "Don't let this <shot of Coerte's snuffling flabby lips> happen to YOU!"
Teen pregancies might become a thing of the past. QUOTE]
HILARIOUS!! This just cracked me up!!! "<shot of Coerte's snuffling flabby lips>---- I'm picturing a camel's mouth coming in for a snuffly smooch! Boy, that was a gross date to watch, wasn't it? I found myself ewwwing several times. Luann seemed skeeved out, but going through with it like the trooper she is!