Like other posters said, these women are all pathetic....at least the old ones that we know....the new ones haven't revealed their oddities yet.
I"m sure they'll have them, which is what makes this so much fun to watch.
Luann is a real pill.
Ramona is most likely a drunk but still capable of running her life.
Sonja is a horny old broad.
If Mario didn't look so good, we'd see the girl-y man he is when he indulges in petty gossip and grudges.