Did Gretchen say "a song and pony show"?
Aren't infants' heads supposed to be supported at all times?
Is conditioner illegal in Coto de Caza?
Can Slade realize that he's not going to ever win Vicki's accusation about being a deadbeat dad with Miss Piggy references? (Okay, that's rhetorical; I may not be Vicki's No. 1 fan, but the fact does remain that Slade was in serious child support debt...Brooks issue complicating moral ground of arguing aside.)
Are Heather and Terry the new version of Adrienne and Paul?
Does Eddie own a working razor?
Is Tamra a fan of that awful SNL sketch "The Californians" and want to sound that way?
Oh, how I ponder such things. I need to, because this show has gotten so rote.