The Winery Fiasco is hilarious! This season started off a bore, but the Salahi foolishness cracks me up. Tareq hung up on the ladies' faces when they asked if the winery was safe? I almost rolled out of my chair when I saw that. Michaele, much like Anorexis Bellino, has tall and skinny blonde syndrome: It doesn't matter how ugly the face is or how long the snout sticks out if you are blonde and skinny. Blonde, tall and skinny equates to a perfect woman who can get anything she wants.
I have a feeling the Salahis cracked the code to crashing elite events. Michaele uses the tall skinny blonde syndrome as a crutch to pretend to be an outgoing woman who knows everyone and says hi to everyone at parties. Tall skinny blonde syndrome makes me ill. Tareq uses her to help promote his wine (which probably tastes like crap), and Michaele uses Perveq for his credit to buy clothes, shoes, breast implants and weave. Yes, I said it. Tareq uses CREDIT to make his wife happy. However, I gotta admit that I love to hate them. Tareq is gross and Michaele is a spaz. Perfect match.