Just a few random comments:
Buy Teresa a sizeable diamond or two and all is forgiven. It's a time honored tradition. Some men say it with flowers. Wealthy ones say it with gems, like Koby Bryant.
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But I doubt Teresa's are genuine, unless she bought them with her own cash.
Rosie's threats were so overboard I expected someone to dial 911 on her cell. Obviously, though, she was wearing a mic. Hmmm.
Re: Lauren's business: I don't think Sephora or Ulta need to worry. Her surgery: Her lapband procedure was in November 2011, and her weight loss is quite meager. I think she is following in momma's footsteps lapband-wise. The girth returns, and before it does your head looks a tad too big for your body. In no way does Lauren look as if she exercises on a regular basis.
Both Kathy and Melissa came armed for bear, but they were gleefully shooting fish in a barrel while feigning outrage. They suck as actresses.
I read that Bravo fired the producer who invented the Giudice-Gorga-Walkile "trash Teresa" arc. Something tells me there will be cast changes, and I doubt they will affect Teresa.
I am positive Teresa doesn't write her own Bravo blog. I think she has a Twitter ghost-in, too. Then again, I think Melissa doesn't write hers, either. The same holds true for their websites. I have also never heard Teresa claim she created the recipes in her ghost-written books.
They way Andy Cohen coos over Caroline makes me suspect he's in love with Albie.
ETA: Forgot to say I like Teresa's dress. Pretty and maybe too sparkly, but more tasteful than the sausage casing Caroline had on.