Thank you God for saving a wench like Melissa. Great! Another housewife with a singing *cough* career, just what we need. And another Christina Aquiliera who gets the lyrics to a song wrong. I think Ashley might grow up if they stopped treating her like she's a child. If she cleans her room more will they get her an apartment in NYC? She should be doing these things without reward because she's living at home for free! AND she's 20 years old! Everything with Kathy is boring IMO. Caroline giving parent advice is not because she's a good parent, it's because she's on a TV show.