This is the first and only time I'll give Alex credit for anything: she clarified for the dense housewives exactly what the Monkey Bar showdown was about. Now, I can't praise Alex without qualifying it . . . when she gave that explanation, it was in yet another phony voice/accent, different from the social climber accent and different from the unguarded Kansas natural speaking voice (anyone else notice that regardless of the accent, she pronounces "and" as a 3-syllable word: "ay-aaa-nd"?).
Praise Bravo for not putting Simon on the couch!