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    Who would earn the FORT awards?

    My husband and I are watching the SAG awards. He asks in all seriousness,who would win these awards in the appropriate areas. And, would there be new categories??
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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Lauri, George, Ashley and McKenzie (and fuzzy faces) would be the Best Unbelievable Comedy Award.
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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    I nominate Vicki as best squealer in A lead role.
    Tammy #3, best squealer in A supporting role.
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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Best Sound Mixing: Vicki "we're GOOOOOING TO MEEEEEXIIIIICOOOOO!"

    Best Visual Effects: Tamra and her hand signs "I will SO cut you off", "LOSER", "I can't believe I'm forty".

    Best Costume Design: Lair in her wedding dress scene.

    Best Makeup: Lindsey and her Java Jeans debut.

    Best Animated Short Film:The wedding of the season

    Best Comedy Short Subject: Lair "What child would do that to a parent"

    Best Live Action Short Film: ROXY!

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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Is biggest douchebag a category!?? Then I say it's a tie between George and Billy!

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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    I read that completely wrong SindyLew! I thought you said douchbagging! tee hee
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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Quote Originally Posted by New Mommy;2772738;
    My husband and I are watching the SAG awards. He asks in all seriousness,who would win these awards in the appropriate areas. And, would there be new categories??
    good thread.

    I am not sure what the catagories are so, I'll make up my own. I hope that's okay

    Vicki = award for best loud mouth make you want to take tylenol scream

    Vicki & Lauri = tied == most plastic surgery

    Quinn = best actress playing "Roxy" or whatever that freakish thing was she did with Billy. the thought makes me shudder

    Vicki = most materialistic

    wait, Vicki and Lauri tied again!!

    Tamra = cutest tattoo (AHEM I HAVE ONE ON MY LOWER BACK AND I LOVE IT OKAY) SO LEAVE HER ALONE
    ahem

    Tamra = well "girls" she is the hottest housewife! And, she is 40!! Did ya know that?? OH MY GAWD
    you didn't ? jeesh.
    She has big, weird freckly boobs and she would win the award for most FOS
    _full of ----_ and her husband is like her dad. ewww

    Quinn - so many condradictions.........blah blah
    she wins for biggist hypocrite. At least the others are honest about how shallow they are.....

    Tammy - Award for taking a look at herself and changing for the better.

    Jeanna - Most improved housewife inside and out.
    Kicked that idiot to the curb and working on herself.

    -----

    kids.

    Brianna
    award for getting a mind of her own

    Kara - seeming to stay the same which seems to be a pretty good kid and getting off to a good college.

    Colon - award for needing to get to the dentist the worst and showing no shame what a loser he is turing out to be.

    Mackensie -- I'm at a loss here........maybe she has picked up a dictionary?

    Shane - award for not showing his loser mug on t.v. for awhile.

    Michael - award for his beautiful seemingly full time smile...... (I think he is mental) sorry but, I do.

    Ashley = Award for not dressing like a ho bag under pressure (even though I believe it's because she is a bit chunky according to OC standards)

    Josh = Award for not smacking his mother in her frozen face knowing he'd hurt his hand due to botox overload

    Sophie/Sophia = award for being the perfect child who we all know will be the perfect teenager and the perfect person because Lauri says so........

    ------

    The men

    This will be quick, I'm tired from writing the previous.......


    George, Simon Says, Billy, Slade, and the rest of the CHOKE MEN
    AWARDS for being @sses for reasons I don't have to elaborate on.

    The One "good award"

    and the biggest

    drumroll

    !!!!!!!!


    Vicki's husband Donn.

    Husband of the year for putting up with that fake, phony, botox, loud mouth wife...................

    Please, let him hook up with Jeanna or even Jeanna's friend. That poor guy.

    I'm kidding you all really.

    I am just jealous.
    The Pats will be back next year. Watch out.....

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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Quote Originally Posted by JamiLee;2775051;
    good thread.

    I am not sure what the catagories are so, I'll make up my own. I hope that's okay

    Vicki = award for best loud mouth make you want to take tylenol scream

    Vicki & Lauri = tied == most plastic surgery

    Quinn = best actress playing "Roxy" or whatever that freakish thing was she did with Billy. the thought makes me shudder

    Vicki = most materialistic

    wait, Vicki and Lauri tied again!!

    Tamra = cutest tattoo (AHEM I HAVE ONE ON MY LOWER BACK AND I LOVE IT OKAY) SO LEAVE HER ALONE
    ahem

    Tamra = well "girls" she is the hottest housewife! And, she is 40!! Did ya know that?? OH MY GAWD
    you didn't ? jeesh.
    She has big, weird freckly boobs and she would win the award for most FOS
    _full of ----_ and her husband is like her dad. ewww

    Quinn - so many condradictions.........blah blah
    she wins for biggist hypocrite. At least the others are honest about how shallow they are.....

    Tammy - Award for taking a look at herself and changing for the better.

    Jeanna - Most improved housewife inside and out.
    Kicked that idiot to the curb and working on herself.

    -----

    kids.

    Brianna
    award for getting a mind of her own

    Kara - seeming to stay the same which seems to be a pretty good kid and getting off to a good college.

    Colon - award for needing to get to the dentist the worst and showing no shame what a loser he is turing out to be.

    Mackensie -- I'm at a loss here........maybe she has picked up a dictionary?

    Shane - award for not showing his loser mug on t.v. for awhile.

    Michael - award for his beautiful seemingly full time smile...... (I think he is mental) sorry but, I do.

    Ashley = Award for not dressing like a ho bag under pressure (even though I believe it's because she is a bit chunky according to OC standards)

    Josh = Award for not smacking his mother in her frozen face knowing he'd hurt his hand due to botox overload

    Sophie/Sophia = award for being the perfect child who we all know will be the perfect teenager and the perfect person because Lauri says so........

    ------

    The men

    This will be quick, I'm tired from writing the previous.......


    George, Simon Says, Billy, Slade, and the rest of the CHOKE MEN
    AWARDS for being @sses for reasons I don't have to elaborate on.

    The One "good award"

    and the biggest

    drumroll

    !!!!!!!!


    Vicki's husband Donn.

    Husband of the year for putting up with that fake, phony, botox, loud mouth wife...................

    Please, let him hook up with Jeanna or even Jeanna's friend. That poor guy.

    I'm kidding you all really.

    I am just jealous.

    -on my knees, hand slapping the pavement-

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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Good One JamiLee! I hope your "tramp stamp" hasn't gotten you in trouble.

    What about Snott Dunlap? What award can we give him?
    Ribbitt

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    Re: Who would earn the FORT awards?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toad;2776023;
    Good One JamiLee! I hope your "tramp stamp" hasn't gotten you in trouble.

    What about Snott Dunlap? What award can we give him?
    We'd give him the 'Honorary Lou Pearlman Award' for pimping out a handful of nothings and making them a grand public spectacle.

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