Will Shane Keough make it in the big leagues?

[Jesper]

According to the latest "Jeannaspin" Shane called mommy when caught on the freeway with a flat tire.

Sounds more like a major league drag queen than a baseball player.

"Mah-meeee! (sniff, sniff, wheeze) C-c-call the police and the firemen!!! Me scared! I think my tire is broked, mammma! Whaaaaaa! Wha? Okay, mommmmmeeeeee, me and her will sit here with the doors locked until the pretty firemen come, mommeee. No, I won't hang up, moommmmeee, me stay on the phone with mommmy until the pretty men come to help me, mommmeeee."

Shane doesn't need his father's behaviours to drag him down. Nope, he stands (sic) well enough on his own.

Real men brake chairs, shoot bunnies and act like a 4 year old. I can hear his teammates now!

[MFWalkoff]

I could almost understand it if her were a star pitcher; they are very protective of their arms and hands. But he's not. He's just a momma's brat.

[ladychat]

Real men brake chairs, shoot bunnies and act like a 4 year old.

Don't forget that real men also call his mother's best friend "tits".