Quinn will hook up with Slade! He'll have her in that french maid costume in no time!!!
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Kara- the only person worth watching on this show- will form her own business and invent a cure for cancer.Originally Posted by IstateTheFacts;2700416;
Shane will star in the Broadway version of 'Wicked' (and play the part of Glinda the Good) after his baseball career dries up.
Colton will want to emulate Shane and will start wearing dresses around the house.
Tammy K's kids will kidnap the 'Thai beaitch' and have her deported.
Ryan will eventually date- then marry- Quinn.
Simon- the guy who can't stand having an Alpha-male like Ryan around- will become the new Evan Baxter and start appearing as the anchor on local news channel KTUL 'The Tool' in Wichita, KS.
Tamra will appear on 'Cathouse: Season III' and become Dennis Hof's new girlfriend.
George and Lauri will live life to the fullest....just until George says the word 'No' and she divorces him, too, and goes back to life in a condo on the mean streets of Ladera Ranch.
Brianna will fear Vicki until she's Vicki's age.
Vicki will go onto a career hawking Dexodrine and Surge, the new energy drink, on infomercials. She will also be a pioneer patient in the new Botox treatment of stretch-marks around the jaw. Her voice will not be affected.
Michael will inherit Vicki's business- and still not know how to do something as simple as filing papers.
Josh and Ashley will continue living off their mom's divorce settlement.
Slade will come back only to show off his 'Black Card' and buy Jo something she drives, drinks, or disses.
Jeanna Keough will become a competitive sumo wreslter.
Stacy and Clinton from What Not to Wear will force an Intervention with all the OCHwives making them to toss out all the baby doll blouses and actually convince them that all the botox and fake boobs can't make you 30 again..And actually introduce them to the concept of elegance and class. OK maybe they won't pull that off.
But maybe..
Jeanna will realize that she is too mature and overweight to wear capris, heels and good god, blouses with puffed sleeves and the cury hair do.
Vicky will realize that she is not really pretty and she has done the best she can with her looks and will try to actually have relationships based on respect instead of strong arming her way through life.
Tammy accidently goes into a coma and no one notices or cares.
Tamra Simon drops her after promtions at work are stalled and he realizes his trailor trashwife is to blame.
Laurie shows up Discovery on a show about bad plastic surgery. But she has fallen in love with her doctor and found true love for the 4th time and they have the next 50 years together!!
The smug, smarmy news caster from the Bruce Almighty movie who now has his own movie- Evan Almighty.Great predictions but this one is confusing to me. Who is Evan Baxter?
Simon reminds me of the Evan Baxter character frmo the Bruce movie.
Ok can I make mine?
1. Simon will end up having an affair with his assistant & divorce Tamara.
2. Tamara will hook up with her new "sugar daddy" Matt Keough.
3. Jenna will give Matt a house & a divorce. She will semi-retire from real
estate Kara will take over the work load & eventually hire Shane as her
"go-fer". Colton will eventually make it up to the big league but will get
implicated in a new "Mitchell-type" investigation & end up working for
ESPN. Jenna will go on "Fit Club" & lose 50 pounds.
4. Vicky ends up turning over more of the insurance company to Michael so
she can work on her new venture: distributing "MAN JUICE". This takes
up so much of her free time & she Donn end up divorced. Brianna ends up
becoming a therapist to help kids with "over bearing parents".
5. Donn & Jenna realize how much they have in common since both are
taking a breather from work. They end up sailing around the world and
for one Donn actually enjoys a boating trip without having a drunk
woman screeching & hitting him.
6. Tammy realizes just how much money she can make by directing porn
movies. Lindsey runs off with one of her "Daddy's Partners" for awhile
but he eventually dumps her for a younger OC Girl, ShopieA. Lindsey
goes to star in a number of Tammy's films under the name " LindCee
KnockerBOOBer. Megan ends up working for Kat VonD at LA Ink. Duff
is granted custody of his son & moves to New Mexico.
7. Quinn takes up with Ryan for a bit but he drains her bank account & takes
off with yet another Coat Cougar, the newly single Vicky.
8. Lauri comes home one day to find the FBI surrounding her house & George
is no where to be found. Georgie ends up in Brazil with the Thai wife &
Georgie's fortune is seized which forces Lauri to move back into the
townhouse. Lauri winds up getting sued when a lady who purchased a
piece of her jewerly gets lead poisioning. Lauri will still be looking for her
"one true love" and will end up on "Flavor of Love 10". Ashley & Mac will
start working at Hooters & eventually do a spread together in Penthouse.
They will eventually "star" in one of Tammy's movies.
9. Tammy will eventually try to go "legit" with her movie career & her first
movie will be a Romantic Comdey staring Jo & Slade. It's title will be
"He Broke Up With Me On A Couch". Tammy will end up with a Golden Globe
nonimation. She will end up having a semi successful career in movies and
move to Malibu with her new "Hot Stud" Ryan Veith. Jo & Slade's acting &
singing careers will falter. Their next big role will come as they both appear
on The Surreal Liife.
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