RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in

Yardgnome · 11-07-2007, 03:17 PM

Hello everyone! I don’t know about you, but I have eagerly been awaiting the return of my favorite show about self indulged women who think they are owed the world. I have been watching this show over the past couple of days. For some odd reason, I can’t turn away from this mess, it sucks me in and leaves me unable to turn away. Since my face is not filled with Botox, you would be able to see the horror on my face from watching these women “mother” their children and be “attracted” to their less then stellar husbands. Let’s all sit back on our less than $500 couches and get ready to watch the spoiled try to justify their behavior.

Control Freak
It’s time to catch up on the women and what they have been up to since the season last wrapped. Vicki and her family are up first and Vicki is off to the Mercedes Benz dealership to buy her daughter a new car. She thinks Briana deserves this car because she has been such a good girl lately and pulling good grades in school. I wish my mom felt this way, I’m working full-time and attending Law School part-time. I have been a good-girl, I think I deserve a new free car. Vicki jumps in the car and heads over to Briana’s to surprise her with this little “gift.”

Briana has actually moved away from Coto and lives in Orange which is about 18 miles from her boyfriend, Colby’s place. This probably irks her mother to no end and for that, I commend Briana. Nicely played. Vicki pulls up outside her house blaring the horn like a crazed mother…er a crazed person. Briana comes out and sees the new car and seems more shocked and disappointed then surprised and happy. Vicki tells her the car is for her and that she gets to make the monthly payment of $275 on it. Wait, did I read that correctly? $275 a month? I just got a new car that is a lot less expensive than that Mercedes and I am paying more a month for it than that. I seriously was born into the wrong family. Although, my mother does not control every aspect of my life and she also doesn’t look like a horse stepped on her face.

Growing Up Brady
Meanwhile, somewhere else in Orange County, Lauri is diligently working on planning the perfect wedding to her wonderful, yet highly unattractive fiancée, George. She has hired a wedding planner to make everything perfect for the occasion. She really missed the mark here, a plastic surgeon would have been money better spent to get that mess of a face put back so that it at least resembles a human. Lauri would like about 400 guests at the wedding but there is just not enough room at George’s ranch or their house. She is willing to bring it down to about 200 but that means about 60 people will need to stand during the ceremony…my guess would be her kids and friends who she seems to have forgotten about.

Lauri can’t wait to get remarried, she has finally found true love again…or a rich husband to carry her fake butt through life so she doesn’t have to do anything. George and Lauri are walking around and looking at everything in the yard trying to determine what needs to be done to be able to have the wedding there. George asks her to go riding and I’m just going to leave that one alone, you may all insert your own dirty joke [here]. They finally head off into the house and meet up with McKenzie, George’s daughter. She yammers on about something and finally states something I understand, she has been spoiled her whole life. I like her already; she is at least realistic about her life.

Centerfold
Before I start in with Jeana and her family, I always thought she seemed to be the best out of all the women. She actually seemed to have a decent relationship with her kids on the past season. She is in no way a model person, but the most tolerable on the show. Jeana’s oldest, Shane, is off medical restrictions and was playing in the extended league. Jeana comments on how much bigger he is now that he has been working out. Now that he has been playing somewhat pro ball, he is I am sure, a bigger ass then before. Kara, Jeana’s daughter, is getting ready to graduate from high school. Her youngest son, Colton, has been acting out (or like Shane) trying to get attention or to be hated by all of America like his brother.

Colton has been getting in fights and not being a very pleasant person to be around. His mother wants Shane to talk to him about the importance of going to school. His brother will be a great role model to him I am sure. Mr “I had to sit out my senior year because my grades were so bad because I never went to school.” Seriously, what is Jeana thinking here?

Everybody’s Working for the Weekend
Tammy is up next and we find out that, Lou, her ex husband passed away from a massive heart attack. It happened right in front of Megan and it has left her a bit messed up from the whole ordeal and I can’t really blame her. Tammy tells us that when Megan called her to tell her this and ask for her help, she thought she was lying because that is something that she would do. Ok, that’s a bit twisted if that is normal behavior. Both girls are a bit torn up about this whole situation and Lou did not have his paperwork in order and his whole estate is a bit of a mess. He didn’t leave a will or have insurance so right now the girls are getting no money from him; it’s all going to his mail-order Tai wife. The kids are in a bit of a panic because they might actually have to work. The horror!

New Kid ~~on the Block~~ in the Area
We finally get to the new housewife and come to find out she doesn’t even live in Coto. She lives someplace else, about 5 minutes away she claims. She is a realtor but does not use her commissions to help the family but to buy gifts for herself. That’s what I do with my money as well, the difference I guess is that I’m not married and I don’t have kids. Tamra tells us that is turning 40 this year and she is the hottest housewife on the show. According to who is all I can ask. She has 4 kids, Sophia 1 ½, Spencer 6, Cindy 8, and Ryan who is 21. I think someone got in a little trouble when they were a bit younger. Ryan has the words “Forever Grateful” tattooed across his chest in honor of his mother and what she has done for him. I’m not impressed!

Centerfold
Back over at Jeana’s house, Kara is getting ready for her graduation and working with a party planner to get the event ready. Kara is headed off to Berkley in the fall for college. The party planner asks her if that were her boyfriend is. Kara tells her she is now single.

Everybody’s Working for the Weekend
Tammy’s damaged house is finally getting fixed up after 3 years, her insurance has come through and her house is almost ready to be lived in again. Megan and Lindsey are living in a little studio above Tammy’s garage right now. Megan wants them to get an apartment together when it’s time to move but Lindsey does not want to live with her sister or her dogs. I can’t really blame her, those dogs seem awfully drooly. Lindsey was living with her dad when he died and about two days later his Tai wife kicked her out of the house. Lindsey and Megan are both angry with the wife, especially now that they are going to have to work. They continue to go on for a while about the sorrows of having to work. I can’t sympathize about that at all.

Control Freak
Vicki wants to take Briana out for lunch because she has been spending so much time with Colby lately and she hardly ever gets to see her. I guess that fact that she is becoming an adult and not wanting to report to her mother every second is throwing her off a bit. Briana tells her mom that she and Colby want to go to a concert in Washington for a weekend. Her mother immediately shoots that down and basically forbids her from going. Briana does not want to defy her mother and I sadly shake my head that someone has allowed someone to have so much control over them. Wait, my mother has just called and told me to stop watching this show and this recap is over. I guess that’s it.

New Kid ~~on the Block~~ in the Area
I’m taking a stand here and continuing on whether my mom likes it or not. Take that Mom! Ryan, Tamra’s oldest, is getting ready to move back into his mother’s house much to his stepfather’s dismay. Simon has not been very happy with Ryan because he helped him go through and extensive Mercedes Benz training and Ryan never followed up on it. Tamra is excited to have him home but also worried because it strains her relationship with her husband, Simon. She tells Ryan that Simon is going to want to talk with him about the rules when he moves back in. Ryan does not seem too pleased with that but when you are 21 and not working you need to be expected to do something.

Centerfold
It’s graduation day for Kara, Jeana gives her a string of pearls that Matt gave to her. Kara is graduating with honors and Jeana is very proud of her. The morning of graduation, Shane was called to join a Vancouver team and had to fly off. Matt went as well because watching baseball is much more important to him. Colton also missed the graduation because he forgot what day it was on, angering Kara. I really can’t blame her, how can your family not show up for graduation?

At the house, they are ready to go for the party and Kara is still pretty steamed with Colton about not coming. He tries to apologize and she just blows him off. All her friends start to arrive for the party as well as some of the neighbors. Matt also was unable to attend the party because of baseball again. Jeana and Matt are still together and nothing has changed in their relationship. Jeana is ready to make some decisions on that. She needs to leave that man, he is such an ass and he has raised his kids to be just like him.

Growing Up Brady
Over in the Brady household, Lauri and the gang are having a big family BBQ, minus about 5 kids. Lauri is so happy with how the families are blending and everyone is getting along. Cut to some scenes of the girls fighting and everything being less than happy. George and Lauri have a big surprise for McKenzie; they are going to send her to South Beach like she wanted. Ashley, Lauri’s daughter, will be going as a chaperone. Wait, the one who was living with moldy milk and cat poop all over her house? This doesn’t sound like trouble at all.

New Kid ~~on the Block~~ in the Area
In the Tamra house, Simon pulls Ryan aside and sits down with him to go over the rules that are expected of him. Simon first tells him he is not happy that he is moving in because it puts tension between his mother and him. He is also mad at him for not calling the Mercedes people like he promised. Simon gives him an agreement that he has to sign that state all the rules of the house. He has to be actively looking for a job and once he gets one he has 30 days and then he needs to move out. He also will have a curfew that he must follow. Ryan is so pissed at these rules and challenges Simon. Simon thinks he is getting a bad rap for being the hard one here. I can’t blame him. A 21 year old is more than capable of getting a job and living on his own. Ryan doesn’t think he will be living in the house very long and I don’t doubt that.

Next Week
That wraps up the first week of RHOOC and it did not disappoint in any way. Make sure to tune in next week and catch the ladies drinking, bitching, shopping, and mugging on the camera. I know I can barely wait.

If you think I should quit my job and move to the OC and live like a spoiled kid send me a PM...and about a million dollars.

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SindyLew · 11-07-2007, 03:37 PM

GREAT recap Yardgnome! I wish that Brady reference would stop, considering more than half of the kids are missing! Scott needs to stop insulting our intelligence with that.

Briana didn't challenge Vicky on the concert in Washington because she wants to keep her new home in Orange and her low payment Mercedes...DUH! lol

I thought the same thing about Tamra about spending the money on "MEEEE"! Wonder who is the bigger gold-digger - Lauri or Tamra! Lauri was the hands down winner to date, but she has some competition now. How will she handle it?

I also agree about George. The best way to describe that man is CREEPY! He looks shady and when he looks at the camera it's like he doesn't want people to figure out he probably has a dark side! Very shifty!!!

Toad · 11-07-2007, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Yardgnome

Hello everyone! I don’t know about you, but I have eagerly been awaiting the return of my favorite show about self indulged women who think they are owed the world. I have been watching this show over the past couple of days. For some odd reason, I can’t turn away from this mess, it sucks me in and leaves me unable to turn away. Since my face is not filled with Botox, you would be able to see the horror on my face from watching these women “mother” their children and be “attracted” to their less then stellar husbands. Let’s all sit back on our less than $500 couches and get ready to watch the spoiled try to justify their behavior......
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If you think I should quit my job and move to the OC and live like a spoiled kid send me a PM...and about a million dollars.

Yes you should move here to Orange County!! Scott Dunlap should hire you immediately to write season 4!!!!

Now, about that million smackers, if Bravo gets a million viewers each show, and we mail $1 each....

PinkyParker · 11-07-2007, 05:50 PM

Awesome Recap Yardnome!

ladychat · 11-07-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toad

Yes you should move here to Orange County!! Scott Dunlap should hire you immediately to write season 4!!!!

Now, about that million smackers, if Bravo gets a million viewers each show, and we mail $1 each....

Ditto on that one

Great recap!

Manolo's Mama · 11-07-2007, 10:57 PM

LOVE IT Yardgnome.....Can hardly wait until next week to read your recap. Kinda sad that Yardgnome has a better thing going than the actual show ...note to writers of the show get in touch with Yardgnome stat!!!!!! Put them on the payroll

roseskid · 11-08-2007, 08:23 PM

Gnomie! I can't believe I forgot this was on but at least I have your recap to fill me in. Great job and here are just a few of my favorite lines. By the way, I think you deserve a new free car, too.

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I wish my mom felt this way, I’m working full-time and attending Law School part-time. I have been a good-girl, I think I deserve a new free car.

Although, my mother does not control every aspect of my life and she also doesn’t look like a horse stepped on her face.

…she has finally found true love again…or a rich husband to carry her fake butt through life so she doesn’t have to do anything.

Seriously, what is Jeana thinking here?

Wait, the one who was living with moldy milk and cat poop all over her house? This doesn’t sound like trouble at all.

Jewelsy · 11-08-2007, 08:54 PM

Woohoo! Great premiere recap, Gnomie!

Margaritaville · 11-09-2007, 03:07 AM

That was a great re-cap, Yardgnome ! Covered all the bases AND had some really great lines in there LMAO

I am sooo ready for episode 2

Pizza Girl · 11-09-2007, 05:07 AM

I think what was missing from this episode was the housewives interacting with each other. I think the next episode may feature Tamra's 40th birthday with the entire cast on one boat. Let's mix it up.

11-07-2007, 03:17 PM	#1
Yardgnome Being VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Harnessing my evil for good. Posts: 5,259	RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in Hello everyone! I don’t know about you, but I have eagerly been awaiting the return of my favorite show about self indulged women who think they are owed the world. I have been watching this show over the past couple of days. For some odd reason, I can’t turn away from this mess, it sucks me in and leaves me unable to turn away. Since my face is not filled with Botox, you would be able to see the horror on my face from watching these women “mother” their children and be “attracted” to their less then stellar husbands. Let’s all sit back on our less than $500 couches and get ready to watch the spoiled try to justify their behavior. Control Freak It’s time to catch up on the women and what they have been up to since the season last wrapped. Vicki and her family are up first and Vicki is off to the Mercedes Benz dealership to buy her daughter a new car. She thinks Briana deserves this car because she has been such a good girl lately and pulling good grades in school. I wish my mom felt this way, I’m working full-time and attending Law School part-time. I have been a good-girl, I think I deserve a new free car. Vicki jumps in the car and heads over to Briana’s to surprise her with this little “gift.” Briana has actually moved away from Coto and lives in Orange which is about 18 miles from her boyfriend, Colby’s place. This probably irks her mother to no end and for that, I commend Briana. Nicely played. Vicki pulls up outside her house blaring the horn like a crazed mother…er a crazed person. Briana comes out and sees the new car and seems more shocked and disappointed then surprised and happy. Vicki tells her the car is for her and that she gets to make the monthly payment of $275 on it. Wait, did I read that correctly? $275 a month? I just got a new car that is a lot less expensive than that Mercedes and I am paying more a month for it than that. I seriously was born into the wrong family. Although, my mother does not control every aspect of my life and she also doesn’t look like a horse stepped on her face. Growing Up Brady Meanwhile, somewhere else in Orange County, Lauri is diligently working on planning the perfect wedding to her wonderful, yet highly unattractive fiancée, George. She has hired a wedding planner to make everything perfect for the occasion. She really missed the mark here, a plastic surgeon would have been money better spent to get that mess of a face put back so that it at least resembles a human. Lauri would like about 400 guests at the wedding but there is just not enough room at George’s ranch or their house. She is willing to bring it down to about 200 but that means about 60 people will need to stand during the ceremony…my guess would be her kids and friends who she seems to have forgotten about. Lauri can’t wait to get remarried, she has finally found true love again…or a rich husband to carry her fake butt through life so she doesn’t have to do anything. George and Lauri are walking around and looking at everything in the yard trying to determine what needs to be done to be able to have the wedding there. George asks her to go riding and I’m just going to leave that one alone, you may all insert your own dirty joke [here]. They finally head off into the house and meet up with McKenzie, George’s daughter. She yammers on about something and finally states something I understand, she has been spoiled her whole life. I like her already; she is at least realistic about her life. Centerfold Before I start in with Jeana and her family, I always thought she seemed to be the best out of all the women. She actually seemed to have a decent relationship with her kids on the past season. She is in no way a model person, but the most tolerable on the show. Jeana’s oldest, Shane, is off medical restrictions and was playing in the extended league. Jeana comments on how much bigger he is now that he has been working out. Now that he has been playing somewhat pro ball, he is I am sure, a bigger ass then before. Kara, Jeana’s daughter, is getting ready to graduate from high school. Her youngest son, Colton, has been acting out (or like Shane) trying to get attention or to be hated by all of America like his brother. Colton has been getting in fights and not being a very pleasant person to be around. His mother wants Shane to talk to him about the importance of going to school. His brother will be a great role model to him I am sure. Mr “I had to sit out my senior year because my grades were so bad because I never went to school.” Seriously, what is Jeana thinking here? Everybody’s Working for the Weekend Tammy is up next and we find out that, Lou, her ex husband passed away from a massive heart attack. It happened right in front of Megan and it has left her a bit messed up from the whole ordeal and I can’t really blame her. Tammy tells us that when Megan called her to tell her this and ask for her help, she thought she was lying because that is something that she would do. Ok, that’s a bit twisted if that is normal behavior. Both girls are a bit torn up about this whole situation and Lou did not have his paperwork in order and his whole estate is a bit of a mess. He didn’t leave a will or have insurance so right now the girls are getting no money from him; it’s all going to his mail-order Tai wife. The kids are in a bit of a panic because they might actually have to work. The horror! New Kid ~~on the Block~~ in the Area We finally get to the new housewife and come to find out she doesn’t even live in Coto. She lives someplace else, about 5 minutes away she claims. She is a realtor but does not use her commissions to help the family but to buy gifts for herself. That’s what I do with my money as well, the difference I guess is that I’m not married and I don’t have kids. Tamra tells us that is turning 40 this year and she is the hottest housewife on the show. According to who is all I can ask. She has 4 kids, Sophia 1 ½, Spencer 6, Cindy 8, and Ryan who is 21. I think someone got in a little trouble when they were a bit younger. Ryan has the words “Forever Grateful” tattooed across his chest in honor of his mother and what she has done for him. I’m not impressed! Centerfold Back over at Jeana’s house, Kara is getting ready for her graduation and working with a party planner to get the event ready. Kara is headed off to Berkley in the fall for college. The party planner asks her if that were her boyfriend is. Kara tells her she is now single. Everybody’s Working for the Weekend Tammy’s damaged house is finally getting fixed up after 3 years, her insurance has come through and her house is almost ready to be lived in again. Megan and Lindsey are living in a little studio above Tammy’s garage right now. Megan wants them to get an apartment together when it’s time to move but Lindsey does not want to live with her sister or her dogs. I can’t really blame her, those dogs seem awfully drooly. Lindsey was living with her dad when he died and about two days later his Tai wife kicked her out of the house. Lindsey and Megan are both angry with the wife, especially now that they are going to have to work. They continue to go on for a while about the sorrows of having to work. I can’t sympathize about that at all. Control Freak Vicki wants to take Briana out for lunch because she has been spending so much time with Colby lately and she hardly ever gets to see her. I guess that fact that she is becoming an adult and not wanting to report to her mother every second is throwing her off a bit. Briana tells her mom that she and Colby want to go to a concert in Washington for a weekend. Her mother immediately shoots that down and basically forbids her from going. Briana does not want to defy her mother and I sadly shake my head that someone has allowed someone to have so much control over them. Wait, my mother has just called and told me to stop watching this show and this recap is over. I guess that’s it. New Kid ~~on the Block~~ in the Area I’m taking a stand here and continuing on whether my mom likes it or not. Take that Mom! Ryan, Tamra’s oldest, is getting ready to move back into his mother’s house much to his stepfather’s dismay. Simon has not been very happy with Ryan because he helped him go through and extensive Mercedes Benz training and Ryan never followed up on it. Tamra is excited to have him home but also worried because it strains her relationship with her husband, Simon. She tells Ryan that Simon is going to want to talk with him about the rules when he moves back in. Ryan does not seem too pleased with that but when you are 21 and not working you need to be expected to do something. Centerfold It’s graduation day for Kara, Jeana gives her a string of pearls that Matt gave to her. Kara is graduating with honors and Jeana is very proud of her. The morning of graduation, Shane was called to join a Vancouver team and had to fly off. Matt went as well because watching baseball is much more important to him. Colton also missed the graduation because he forgot what day it was on, angering Kara. I really can’t blame her, how can your family not show up for graduation? At the house, they are ready to go for the party and Kara is still pretty steamed with Colton about not coming. He tries to apologize and she just blows him off. All her friends start to arrive for the party as well as some of the neighbors. Matt also was unable to attend the party because of baseball again. Jeana and Matt are still together and nothing has changed in their relationship. Jeana is ready to make some decisions on that. She needs to leave that man, he is such an ass and he has raised his kids to be just like him. Growing Up Brady Over in the Brady household, Lauri and the gang are having a big family BBQ, minus about 5 kids. Lauri is so happy with how the families are blending and everyone is getting along. Cut to some scenes of the girls fighting and everything being less than happy. George and Lauri have a big surprise for McKenzie; they are going to send her to South Beach like she wanted. Ashley, Lauri’s daughter, will be going as a chaperone. Wait, the one who was living with moldy milk and cat poop all over her house? This doesn’t sound like trouble at all. New Kid ~~on the Block~~ in the Area In the Tamra house, Simon pulls Ryan aside and sits down with him to go over the rules that are expected of him. Simon first tells him he is not happy that he is moving in because it puts tension between his mother and him. He is also mad at him for not calling the Mercedes people like he promised. Simon gives him an agreement that he has to sign that state all the rules of the house. He has to be actively looking for a job and once he gets one he has 30 days and then he needs to move out. He also will have a curfew that he must follow. Ryan is so pissed at these rules and challenges Simon. Simon thinks he is getting a bad rap for being the hard one here. I can’t blame him. A 21 year old is more than capable of getting a job and living on his own. Ryan doesn’t think he will be living in the house very long and I don’t doubt that. Next Week That wraps up the first week of RHOOC and it did not disappoint in any way. Make sure to tune in next week and catch the ladies drinking, bitching, shopping, and mugging on the camera. I know I can barely wait. If you think I should quit my job and move to the OC and live like a spoiled kid send me a PM...and about a million dollars. Last edited by Yardgnome; 11-07-2007 at 11:00 PM.

11-07-2007, 03:37 PM	#2
SindyLew Who? Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 527	Re: RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in GREAT recap Yardgnome! I wish that Brady reference would stop, considering more than half of the kids are missing! Scott needs to stop insulting our intelligence with that. Briana didn't challenge Vicky on the concert in Washington because she wants to keep her new home in Orange and her low payment Mercedes...DUH! lol I thought the same thing about Tamra about spending the money on "MEEEE"! Wonder who is the bigger gold-digger - Lauri or Tamra! Lauri was the hands down winner to date, but she has some competition now. How will she handle it? I also agree about George. The best way to describe that man is CREEPY! He looks shady and when he looks at the camera it's like he doesn't want people to figure out he probably has a dark side! Very shifty!!!

11-07-2007, 05:50 PM	#4
PinkyParker FORT Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 119	Re: RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in Awesome Recap Yardnome! __________________ If you had windows you'd be a building

11-07-2007, 10:57 PM	#6
Manolo's Mama FORT Newbie Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 5	Re: RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in LOVE IT Yardgnome.....Can hardly wait until next week to read your recap. Kinda sad that Yardgnome has a better thing going than the actual show ...note to writers of the show get in touch with Yardgnome stat!!!!!! Put them on the payroll

11-08-2007, 08:54 PM	#8
Jewelsy From the corner of my eye Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: in the middle of the Monsoons Posts: 11,818	Re: RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in Woohoo! Great premiere recap, Gnomie!

11-09-2007, 03:07 AM	#9
Margaritaville Here's the Deal... Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Don't Touch Me Posts: 1,801	Re: RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in That was a great re-cap, Yardgnome ! Covered all the bases AND had some really great lines in there LMAO I am sooo ready for episode 2

11-09-2007, 05:07 AM	#10
Pizza Girl FORT Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orange County Posts: 368	Re: RHOOC 11/6 Premier Recap: Blonde Am-BITCH-in I think what was missing from this episode was the housewives interacting with each other. I think the next episode may feature Tamra's 40th birthday with the entire cast on one boat. Let's mix it up.