Vicki Gunvalson - Season 3

[New Mommy]

"Family Van"
"Woo Hoo, It's a Party" (surprising Michael in CO)
"Ching, Ching Chinaman"
"Lick it, suck it, slam it"
"Baahhhhbbb, it's MEEEE" (reunion)
"Does Colby Like me?, is colby proud of me?"
"Jeanna's CHEATING.."
"Perfect hair, perfect boobs, perfect body"
"I'm a perfect triangle, it's not my fault"
"Michael, hug me baack"
"Bring it out Bring it out Bring it out"

She always makes me laugh

"Honk, honk, honk !!!! Look at your present Briannnnnnnnnaaa!!!!! Look what mommy bought you!!!!! HOOOOOONNNNKKKKK!"

[jeffhardy]

Vicki, please get help. Why is it that you need validation at every turn?
Last episode grilling Brianna about Colby...."Does he like me?" Is he proud of me?" Get thee to a shrink woman....FAST

How about when she was whining "I want you to need me, Briana, please always need me"....than proceeds to slice Briana's finger with the knife...as Tamra would say, she's "Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!"

[SindyLew]

"Family Van"
"Woo Hoo, It's a Party" (surprising Michael in CO)
"Ching, Ching Chinaman"
"Lick it, suck it, slam it"
"Baahhhhbbb, it's MEEEE" (reunion)
"Does Colby Like me?, is colby proud of me?"
"Jeanna's CHEATING.."
"Perfect hair, perfect boobs, perfect body"
"I'm a perfect triangle, it's not my fault"
"Michael, hug me baack"
"Bring it out Bring it out Bring it out"
"Manjuice!!!"
"Honk, honk, honk !!!! Look at your present Briannnnnnnnnaaa!!!!! Look what mommy bought you!!!!! HOOOOOONNNNKKKKK!"
"I want you to need me, Briana, please always need me"....
"mawwwhmmm, what do you mean my hair looks like yellow straw?"

This is like THE BEST OF....Vicki! So funny!

[lakergirl1]

"Family Van"
"Woo Hoo, It's a Party" (surprising Michael in CO)
"Ching, Ching Chinaman"
"Lick it, suck it, slam it"
"Baahhhhbbb, it's MEEEE" (reunion)
"Does Colby Like me?, is colby proud of me?"
"Jeanna's CHEATING.."
"Perfect hair, perfect boobs, perfect body"
"I'm a perfect triangle, it's not my fault"
"Michael, hug me baack"
"Bring it out Bring it out Bring it out"
"Manjuice!!!"
"Honk, honk, honk !!!! Look at your present Briannnnnnnnnaaa!!!!! Look what mommy bought you!!!!! HOOOOOONNNNKKKKK!"
"I want you to need me, Briana, please always need me"....
"mawwwhmmm, what do you mean my hair looks like yellow straw?"

This is like THE BEST OF....Vicki! So funny!

this list is soooo funny. i think Vicki is our most valuable housewife. she is responsible for the most laughs.

[ms scarlett]

She is kind of like a cartoon character isn't she?

[PinkyParker]

<----Sheepishly admits I kind of like Vicki, sure she is loud, controlling, causes her children to cower in fear, but she does seem to want her kids to succeed in life, she does seem to want them to have and education, and she really does seem to love them. She is independant and a go getter, and she has an incredible work ethic.

[SindyLew]

<----Sheepishly admits I kind of like Vicki, sure she is loud, controlling, causes her children to cower in fear, but she does seem to want her kids to succeed in life, she does seem to want them to have and education, and she really does seem to love them. She is independant and a go getter, and she has an incredible work ethic.

I agree. I'm not disgusted by any of the women except Lauri. Vicki does have several redeeming qualities as the other ladies do. Lauri...not so much!

[PinkyParker]

I agree. I'm not disgusted by any of the women except Lauri. Vicki does have several redeeming qualities as the other ladies do. Lauri...not so much!

I am with you on that. The other ladies are the reason to watch the show. Lauri=

[ladychat]

I am with you on that. The other ladies are the reason to watch the show. Lauri=

Well, she's worth watching for her litigious, trainwreck of a life.

[New Mommy]

What cracks me up about Vicki is that hat she had on with the sparklie letters that says FAITH. Well, I just wonder what kind a bible she reads or does she even read a bible. I don't think we ever saw her go to church and I think she puts money before God and where I come from that is a big no no. Way to many things she says and does that arent christian like.

If Vicky is reading the Bible, she skipped the part where she's told to give her money to the poor.