The Real Gilligan's Island: Premiere Recap 11/30 - "This Aint No Three Hour Tour"

[leeinsmyrna]

Great recap Speedy! My, you are a quick one, huh?

[spegs]

Wow, speedy! Speed without the loss of quality. Great job. (Wish I knew the secret...would you sell it to me for $20?)

[hepcat]

Later she’ll peel off her face and reveal she is actually Ann Coulter.

Speedy, you live up to your moniker with grace and style. What a great recap you wrote, all the while knowing there would be another episode to be aired in less than twenty four hours. Excellent job!

[Mantenna]

Everyone else has already said it, but I will too . . . "Speedy" is right! Fantastic recap, mi amigo! This looks to be a fun show, and with your awesome 'caps to enjoy as well . . . why, you can't go wrong. Bravo!

The millionaire and his wife--Glenn and Mindy Stearns: worth over $500 million and owners of 26 companies, this couple knows how to get what they want-except for a decent haircut.

Gilligan "Gooner": a simple minded, clumsy first mate. If you can understand half of what he’s saying, please send me whatever you are smoking.

Mindy loves playing step-mommy and insists her stepdaughter calls her Mommie Dearest. Huh? Did she just say what I thought she said? “No wire hangers-ever!”

Back around the campfire, the Green Minnow team decide it’s time to liven things up a bit. What better way than to put on a drag queen show.

For the challenge, the teams will have to build a raft using the supplies already supplied for them. Some rope, a couple of inner tubes, bamboo, paddles and a Lowes toolbox. Yes, a Lowes toolbox. You didn’t think there wouldn’t be any product placement, did you? Silly fool.

I’m almost sad until I see the leather face of Donna and in an instant my frown is turned upside down.

[candor]

Excellent recap!

[Bill]

Tremendous recap Speedy!

[ShrinkingViolet]

Very entertaining recap, Speedy. It was a fun show, and your recap reflected that! I loved this line:

I’m almost sad until I see the leather face of Donna and in an instant my frown is turned upside down.