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    FORT Fanatic getreal's Avatar
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    For a self-professed "doctor of love", what an obnoxious, insensitive, sexist hypocrite he is proving himself to be on the show.
    Boo!

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    I'm really hoping he's the first to be voted off this week. I don't like this guy at all. He's loud- mouthed and arrogant; if he is a professor he must've bought his degree from Universities-R-Us.
    Well I was born in a small town
    And I can breathe in a small town
    Gonna die in this small town
    And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

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    Well, I can't say I'm too surprised to find out he is a big fat liar. He's nothing but hot air. These people ganging up on Ms. Melissa are nuts when they had a chance to break up the "professor" and Gilligan.

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    Here is the doctor of love in action... some "poetry" from his website..
    yeesh...


    LOVE IS Ö

    Letís talk about love,
    What is love?
    Love isÖ

    Sweet thick wet juicy lips meeting face to face
    Elongated tongues intertwining to no end
    Ripping panties with bare teeth
    I open my eyes
    Only to find you loosing control
    My first thought is to stop
    But by the fierce look in your eyes
    And tight grip thatís been placed on my dread loks
    I complete the missionÖ

    Love isÖ

    Your headache becomes my headache
    Your worriers becomes my solutions
    Your bills becomes my check carbons
    Your hunger makes my apron appear
    Your cramps has me at the neighborhood drug store
    Your wet lips becomes my thirst quencher
    Your open legs becomes my resting place

    Love isÖ

    To hear you moan
    Increases my appetite
    Damn whatís right
    Damn the fact the my plane leaves in 36 minutes
    And Iím 35 minutes away
    Let me have you baby, let me have you now
    Itís time that I spanked you
    Its time that I take what you say is mine
    Itís time that I get mine and you get yours
    Itís time that I apologize for taking so long to find you
    Thank the good LORD for miracles

    Love isÖ

    The world knowing you and me as husband and wife
    You may kiss the bride
    Letís talk about love.
    Can I smell?
    Or should I say sail
    Oh! What the hell
    As I begin to nail
    My mail, into your box.
    Love making at mills
    Is this mix 4-real
    I see you baby in those red heals.
    All of this for us
    No need to fuss
    As we devour, a spiritual mint
    Hint!!!

    Love isÖ

    Dr. Tiy-E

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    That is hideous!
    You know how alcohol makes people let down their prohibitions Ms Rap Supreme on VH1

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    I can't stand this guy either.. him and Gilliganjackass need a really good wake up call. Particularly with a brick and a note tied to it.

    How frickin hilarious that he has to wear a life-preserver!!!! HA HA HAHAHAHAHHAAAaaaaaaaa!!!! La-Hew-ZZZer!!!!!!!
    So pathetic, it's funny.

    Oh, and I'm NOT buying the professor of sex, or whatever he claims.. I think it's just something he tacked on to his moniker because HE thinks he is.
    Hope Crazy Charlie beats this guy down with his own thick, stinkin' dread-locks.



    There ya go, big fella.

    How does anyone APPLY to be on a DESERTED ISLAND and not EXPECT any swimming competitions?!?!
    Last edited by Maveno; 06-29-2005 at 04:45 PM.
    All things beautiful do not have to be full of color to be noticed; in
    life that which is unnoticed has the most power.

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    I dislike this guy so much!!!

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    Count me in on the dislike bandwagon, this freakshow and Gilligan Shawn make the show almost unbearable, I daresay they're both in the same league as that Donna Beavens witch form the first season.

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