Reworking Wayne's World!
There is a twist this week, our victim... Wayne Hollander, 37, office worker... is Gay, and personality challenged. His place is a wreck, though not as bad as some we have seen. I guess he tries to keep it clean since he has more plastic bags than the neighborhood market. That seems to be the only thing he brings home from that market besides bottled water since there is nothing else besides that in the fridge. His shower curtain is orange tinted clear plastic. His clothes are too big since he dropped 50 pounds. He hasn't had a date in 3 years, broke up with his boyfriend 5 years ago. Eats simple foods... hot dogs, hamburgers, grilled cheese, no vegetable even though he wouldn't mind being a vegan if he didn't have to eat greens. The usual mayhem erupts when the Fab 5 invade, the best being that they tear his bedroom hollow core door completely down and in pieces, the only thing left is the hinges and one 2x2 side piece. They decide to hold another coming out party, since he came out in college and wasn't lonely at all (slut!). So its off to give some style to Wayne, and bring him into the fold and out into the playing field of life.....
British Khaki Furniture: Thom intros some stylish furniture for Wayne, matching pieces to accent the living room and bedroom.
Union Square Cafe: Ted shows Wayne there is more to dining out besides the corner diner, though Wayne has to work on his fussyness of food.
Bloomingdales: Carson shows Wayne that he looks good in clothes that fit and have color!!! lots of color! and some shades to go with it.
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater: Jai has improv classes for Wayne and drags his friend to help. Wayne expressed a desire to be an entertainer, so he gets some lessons and practice. His voice needs some work, but its far better than last weeks guy, Philly.
Bikes: Trek 7500: In an odd twist, Kyan takes Wayne on a bike ride through the park, a way to get exercise, meet boys, and a thing that couples can do.
Taking Wayne back to the domicile, he sees that Thom is an artist and created another great canvas. Emotions run the course of giggles to tears as he looks things over and marvels at the new bedroom door and curtains all over. Thom said its a man magnet room now! Ted shows Wayne how to make finger food from dates, goats cheese, almonds and bacon. A beauty night with Kyan complete with face masks mud packs and moisturizers to help his sensitive facial skin. Tickets to some shows from Jai, and a watch from the 5 and its time for them to fly the coop. After they leave, Wayne turns into the Drama Queen From Hell, just getting worked up over the silliest of things. Can't find a sponge, have to clean up after the guys, hell they just did three days of cleaning up after your dorky ass, stooge!!!!! Friends pop by to see the look and he changes back and calms down and acts human again. Drama Queen is just his self when he is alone. At Helen's Piano Lounge, he works the room, gets some interest and does go up and do a skit at the mic with two other friends helping out. They have given Wayne an open door, and he is willing to walk through it and start to get his life together, he just has to cool that drama crap, no one likes a bitch, man or woman.