QEFTSG 3/23 The Undisiplined Man and Dog Show
Okay campers, another episode of "Slob of the Week" is on the air. James Massey is a 24 year old, 6'2", 195 pound school teacher that hasn't dropped the bad habits from his animal house college days. His girlfriend Taebee,21, has called for help with this one, guess she sees past the pigpen veneer. He needs help and his dog needs help and we see why when....
The Invasion: Busting in, the Fab 5 get down to work, and there is lots of it. Clothes on the dining room table, junk spread around, dog pee on the floor, wear spots on the genuine artificial vinyl couch. You can tell James needs help cause he is in deep Kimchee!!! It's all over, from the kitchen to the back porch. He can't cook, He can't iron, He can't do laundry. His mom picks out his clothes and food. He can't grow up! But he can get mad when Thom and Kyan play "He loves us, He loves us not" with his vertical blinds. Once the couch goes over the railing though, he does see the humor in it and goes with the flow. He does want to learn how to do for himself and his main squeeze who just leaves him "whipped" every time he sees her, and he wants to create an exotic dinner for her... like Kimchee isn't exotic enough:lol
Portico Home: Thom starts as he looks for furniture that is modern, simplistic, and clean. Getting a new couch that fits his frame and two comfy chairs for watching tv is the start of the makeover.
Dog training: To the Dog Spa and hotel for dog training lessons with Jai and Andrea Arden. She better make lots of room for upcoming lessons because James and Rocco both need them badly. James is not in tune with Rocco cause the dog is not house broken. He needs to learn that Yorkies don't have 100 gallon kidneys and they will tell you when they want out. Mine does, and she can be real persistent about it. Nothing motivates you like a dog sitting in the middle of the floor staring at you!!
Club Monaco: Carson's turn and he goes casual preppy with a dash of flirt thrown in.... Down Carson!! Down! Rocco isn't the only one that needs obedience class.
City Bakery: Ted lines up dessert prep lessons and we get to sling chocolate, creating a minimalistic artsy dessert decoration. A lot like a white canvas and calling it polar bear in a snow storm.
Thai Massage: Kyan is next to try to teach the teach some girl schmoozing manners with thai massage lessons from Rich Kiamco, a licensed massage therapist. I guess you could say they were showing him how to rub Taebee the right way. This sure isn't the thai massage I got when I was in Bangkok. Ahhh the mammories!! oops, I mean memories:blush
Back at the Shack
The unveiling is here and the first thing James sees is the 50" plasma tv, Boys and their toys!!! Thom has the place done up right, giving off a "guy" look that wasn't there before cause Mom had a big hand in James' taste in decorating. Kyan trades golf lessons for grooming lessons, Carson gives ironing lessons, Jai gives affection lessons, and Ted gives cooking lessons. Needless to say, James has a lot of in depth research to do because after a big :grouphug he gets down to trying to cook. Can we say natural disaster? Yes we can, and its just not in the kitchen. In the bathroom James goes to try and scrub his face off. This I can't figure out since Kyan didn't take him to a face transplant spa. James sets a new record for speed shaving though, this guy was so fast, he was sudden! Off to get Taebee, who does appreciate the trouble that Carson went through, but doesn't seem to appreciate the trouble James went through for her. They both need some more affection lessons or they aren't going to be together much longer. She may be a babe in looks but she is only a 5 in personality, high maintenance doesn't look good on anyone.
Overall, our hero's tried, but there are some projects that need more time to gel. James could take a year or so. he really isn't a slob, he just needs discipline and lessons in life. Let's hope he isn't the etiquette teacher in his school:rofl