This weeks lucky victim is Richard Miller, a 36 year old insecure lawyer with a wife-Shana and 3 rugrats of various ages. The house they live in is cavernous in its lack of character due to the fact that the walls are bare, the floors are bare, the rooms are bare, thank god the kids aren't bare!! The house echos like a cave, They have been there for 2 1/2 years and have NOTHING! It's going to take the whole budget to furnish the joint.
The Invasion: Our intrepid heroes make their entrance to Castle Sparce and cannot believe the lack of everything. That is, except for the suit coats that Carson finds in the closet. He and the kids set about cleaning out the clothes crop by tossing the wardrobe weeds out a convenient window thats in the walk-in. Kids, don't try this at home without the help of a professional. Thom has a good foundation to start remodelling, its a clean canvas ready for work. Kyan figures that when Richards wig is gone, then he can cornrow his chest hair, any more and he will be called gorrilla body.
Shopping Off with Richard to town, without Carson (and did he look shocked and pouty!) First stop is to the Caterers, yes dear readers, Richard is so inept in the adulthood portion of his life that he can't burn water and forgot the recipe for ice so his coming out from under the rug party is being catered!!! And thank god for that!
Second stop is with Thom to Baker- a classy furniture store. First thing picked is a sun shaped mirror to start filling the wall space, then couches, rugs, and other accrutriments for the rest of the rooms.
Carson comes to play and off to Saks we go, spritzing foo-foo along the way. Settling on a dark pinstripe suit for work,(handcheck Carson!!) and Chamoise shirt and slacks for play and a jogging suit for psuedo comfy chic.
Jai takes him down to the Great White Way to go backstage to Tabbo, the new broadway show starring Boy George and produced by Rosie O'donnell. Richard is speachless since he loves the theater and its just about the only adult thing he does outside of work.
Back at Home We get to see the fruits of Thom's labor, and I want him to do my house next. That mirror really looks good hanging on the wall. The new dining room area is great! The living room looks comfortable, and the bedroom has style, much more than Richard did. The party is a hit, with everyone rubbing Richards head except for Mama, the most dominating witch we have seen yet. I can see where Richard gets his insecurity from, having her as a role model of "I am right and you are wrong" all the time growing up. She is the main reason he wore that dumb dead rat on his head for 13 years, cause she thought he would look stupid without it. At last, Richard steps up to adulthood and stands on his own two feet without any heaviness weighing on his head, thats cause the wig is now barbeque
Another job well done by the Fab Five!!!!