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    QEFTSG 9/2 episode: I've got music, You don't have rhythm

    Tonights victim is Josh D. a 27 year old Data Entry Tech who just shed
    100 pounds last year and wants to take his main squeeze out dancing.
    The only problem, besides the usual mess, is the guy doesn't have any
    rhythm at all.

    The Arrival Ambush:
    The Fab 5 come in the apartment and take over the place, which
    isn't too hard since Josh seems to have very little to start with. All his stuffs
    are in little islands in the rooms. Spartan comes to mind, dirty spartan since
    he (like the others before him) seems to enjoy doing experiments in his
    bathroom, mainly how many different varieties of foot fungus can you
    grow in a bathtub. The sink is a breeding ground for food for the sewer
    monster. A fire hydrant is the only thing of interest to Thom in the whole
    house. Ted has his work cut out for him since the refrig has nothing in
    it to feed the masses much less the church mouse. Josh does grow
    tomato plants out on his balcony, in itself the model of cell block 2
    styling with bare concrete block and brick caps. Josh is plain and
    unimaginative. And sloppy, Thom trying to pull the candy jar off the
    coffee table where its stuck with organic glue, and Ted suggests
    a oyster raw bar pre-dance snack for Angie, Josh's amazon queen.
    The last thing he needs is raw food, god knows what the CDC in
    Atlanta will say when they view the petri dish slides of this place.

    The City Shopping Spree:
    Off we go to get new clothes since Josh still has the old
    Extra Tubby size shirts and pants from last year. He may not buy
    anything but he sure doesn't throw anything out either. Rochester's
    is the place where Carson takes our intrepid hero to show him that
    there are colors out there that look good and give you distinction
    and panache. Well not in that orange sports coat, makes him
    look like a giant squash. Ted, Carson, and Josh at the fish market, now
    anyone in the oyster section is looking to score, and with that fire hydrant
    back home, the boys are going for hot, smoking mattress wrestling for Josh
    and Angie. Off to get the teeth whitened and then some furniture that tries
    to match each other, and not like it was picked up the day after a community
    yard sale in the not-sold pile. Jai finishes Josh off with some dance lessons,
    where it is soon shown that Josh can't carry a beat, move his feet, or prance
    real neat. After showing him the minimum to not look like head Geek on the
    fairground midway, its back home to get him ready.

    Flying Solo:

    Getting ready for the date, Josh does well with the instructions that Kyan
    left on doing the hair products, but if he was going any faster while shaving he
    would have taken off two layers of skin. Jumping back into the bathroom we find
    out that Josh abhores underwear, Now that was Way Too Much Info. He is going to
    snag that thing one day and find out why underwear is good around zippers. Angie
    arrives and has lots of kisses to share, and a raw bar to eat. Josh did ok with
    shucking the oysters, not bad for a rookie. Off to the club we go where everyone
    wants to see the new look and his dance moves. He obliged with one dance but
    still real stiff, like frankenstien's monster getting going the first time. Lube those
    joints with another bottle of wine and then jump start him on the floor and we will
    see a happier Angie in the long run.

    Epilog:
    Not too bad of a job considering that Josh is living in the 70's still, and
    they had almost nothing to work with in the apartment shown by the fact that there
    was nothing thrown out at all!!! a Fab 5 first.
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    The best part of this whole episode had to be Jai teaching him how to dance. The whole dance segment was HILARIOUS!

    What's up with it being a rerun next week? Anyone know when new eps will be back?

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    Great recap Ilikai!

    I think the most hilarious part of this show were the window antics of the guys while Jai was "teaching" Josh to dance. Even my slightly homophobic friend who ended up watching the show with me (he was visiting, and he had no choice because on Tuesday nights at my house, you watch the Fab 5 or you get the heck out) was laughing at that.

    And poor Jai. He reeeaaalllly had his work cut out for him. As a bonafide two left footer, I recognize my own kind.

    Cute couple, great episode. But what's up with the re-run next week?!? Say it ain't so. Me wants new episodes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ili
    The only problem, besides the usual mess, is the guy doesn't have any
    rhythm at all.
    I didnít see the episode, butÖuh-oh

    Quote Originally Posted by Ili
    he (like the others before him) seems to enjoy doing experiments in his
    bathroom, mainly how many different varieties of foot fungus can you
    grow in a bathtub. The sink is a breeding ground for food for the sewer
    monster.
    I actually laughed out loud during that whole paragraph.. the picture you painted there...oh goodness!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ili
    Off to get the teeth whitened and then some furniture that tries
    to match each other, and not like it was picked up the day after a community
    yard sale in the not-sold pile.


    Great Job Ili!
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    Excellent job as usual, Ili!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilikai
    .......Josh does grow tomato plants out on his balcony, in itself the model of cell block 2 styling with bare concrete block and brick caps....."

    And you get your cell block decor info from...?

    ".... Jumping back into the bathroom we find out that Josh abhores underwear, Now that was Way Too Much Info. He is going to snag that thing one day and find out why underwear is good around zippers. ....
    I guess he likes his horses to gallop freely. Could that be what throws off his timing?

    Great job, Ilikai.

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    Nice recap. I'm also wondering what's up with next week's rerun ...
    "Let's go piss off some heterosexuals ... if we can find any in this great, big, gay world of ours ... LET'S GO!" -Gale Harold, Queer As Folk season 3 wrap party reel

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    question

    anyone know what type of norelco shaver Josh used to get that stubble look?

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    Thane Furrows

    I taped the show near the end. If that is visible to me, I'll let you know next week. Maybe Bravo might even re-air that episode this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaneFurrows
    anyone know what type of norelco shaver Josh used to get that stubble look?
    Here is Norelco's selection of trimmers; it looked to me like Kyan got him the T960, but the T990 and T860 don't look much different; --d

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