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    Carson's Greatest Lines

    OK...this HAD to be done! Carson comes up with the greatest one-liners, sound-bytes, etc. This thread is for all of the funny things our favorite Fashion Savant. I will get you all going with a few of my favs...

    Thom: We were just at Pier One!
    Carson: Really? Did you see Kirstie Alley??


    John (straight man who proposed to his girlfriend ep 4): People say I look like Keanu Reeves.
    Kyan: People say I look like Keanu Reeves!
    Carson: People say I look like Ellen Degeneres


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    ^ lol, those are good ones.

    Carson: Where did you get this shirt from?
    Jon (straight guy): K-mart.
    Carson: Don't ever use that kind of language in front of me.

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    They put a living room where the crack den used to be!

    Is that soy sauce or boy sauce?


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    sometimes you don't need words

    Carson's best ever was the salad tongs he used to go through the clothes of one of the hapless straight guys
    everybody has the right to speak their mind, so don't shoot me if I speak mine- ray davies

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    (holding up a pair of underwear)..."Uh oh, there must have been an accident here. I see skid marks."

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    holding up John's underwear in the proposal episode Uh oh...someone had Mexican



    In the Vinny episode.... "oh, so Ireland is known for their leather biker clothing?"


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    This isn't a typical one liner, but in the most recent episode with Vinney, when the are together watching him, Ted who is next to him starts jumping up and down and Carson says "Watch it now, I'm wearing open toes" because he is wearing thong sandals.

    And to describe Vinny as he is getting in the shower "He looks like an Easter Egg."

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    !! We must keep a log of all his funny lines. I just wanted to thank Lobeck for giving me the idea for starting this thread. Lo!!
    I think Johnny Damon has the SWEETEST mullet in major league baseball!

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    He is hilarious - that Ellen Degeneres line was one that made me fall off my chair. This is a good idea for a thread to give us all a chance to smile every day when we read it - We should have a Queer Eye Quote of the Day.... Reminds me of when I worked on a daytime talk show and used to keep a log of the hilarious things that guests and audience members used to say. I was going to write a book and talkshow dictionary but unfortunately it got lost ina computer accident.

    Id repeat some of t hem but they really need to be acted out for you to get them... But it was always a favorite thing to do at parties. LOL

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    I like the "common chaimbermaid" comment.

    Funny stuff...

    OK, I REALLY REALLY REALLY need to go pack for tomorrow. My plane leaves at noon, but now with airport security at LAX, I have to be there early.

    Ok, I will talk to you all on Tuesday!!!

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