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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
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    What is the George show?

    BTW, I heard that Carson likes his bananas in bunches!
    Isn't that the one with the Greek guy?

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    At the art gallery in ep 1:

    "They all have long hair, it's like a bunch of Branch Davidians!!"
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    Or....referring to the depressing deck- I have to get out of here. It has too much of an East German feel to it.
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    If at any time today you want to make out - just let me know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldee
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    What is the George show?

    BTW, I heard that Carson likes his bananas in bunches!



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    Quote Originally Posted by candor
    Here's an edited compilation of previous posts that people can e-mail. Are the set-ups accurate?

    Looking at straight guy’s fingernails:
    “Are you a biter? I’m a kicker.”

    When Jai mentions that a certain store is like “gay hell”: “No, that's JC Penney”
    Actually, in that first quotation, I think that the line's "Are you a biter? I'm a caker", as in cake-boy, the derogatory term that refers to gay men.
    ...and just to clarify that the second quote refers to Jay as in Jay Leno, not Jai Rodriguez

    But now for a few of my own favourites!:
    Thom: Oh, look, it's a hole
    Carson: It's a glory hole, you know what that's for, right?

    (In front of punching bag) "I'm gonna take out my hidden fashion aggression *misses the bag*...*hits* Ugh! I hated that collection!

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    It's the sizzle that sells the steak ...


    I believe that is what he said.

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    Carson: Do you know any gay people?
    John B.: No. Well, I think the woman who lives across from me is a lesbian.
    Carson: Yeah? What's her name?
    John B.: I think her name's Brenda(?). . . Do you know her?
    Carson: Oh, right. Brenda the lesbian. Doesn't she play softball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PPerez
    The two that I can remember are......and they're not exactly word for word but close enought.

    "We don't want a DRI. A dance related injury."
    I believe it was "disco related injury." They "aren't pretty". I love these guys.
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