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    From the Tonight Show 8/15:

    Jay: This is like gay hell (while shopping with Carson/Kyan)
    Carson: No, that's JC Penny

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    The Tom episode...

    I like when Tom picked Lisa up at the train station and she said, "Wow! You're ****ing hot!"

    To which Carson replied, "When Lisa's not driving the big rig, she enjoys..."
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    current fav Carson line:

    "I said walk, not march like a weird little troll!"
    Bring on the Fab 5!

    "I said walk, not march like a weird little troll!": Carson Kressley

    "My ship works better when I kick it" Spike Spiegel(Cowboy Bebop)

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    All my friends are loving Carson's overuse of the word couture.


    From Andrew ep:

    "You don't have a complete inventory of all your couture?"

    About Andrew winning a pie eating contest. "Binge then purge."

    (About back hair) "We can tease it and it'll look like angora. ... People will think you bought cashmere."

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    Carson should have his own show, this guy can absolutely make you hurt when you're laughing.

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    From tonight's show: "I haven't seen a cop with this much personality since Angie Dickinson."

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    Quote Originally Posted by aliasmq
    Carson should have his own show, this guy can absolutely make you hurt when you're laughing.

    He should, maybe a talk show! We are being flooded with such serious talk shows right now - I miss Rosie O'Donnell's lightheartedness. I'd love to see Carson interview some guests!

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    Carson upon entering living room of SuperHotProposingToGirlfriendG uy:

    "Do you have bad credit? Or just bad taste?"

    *sniff* I wuv him.

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    I just re-watched this weeks episode & found some more of Carson's great lines.

    Kyan- John, we're going to play Twister with your shower curtain... Who's first?
    Carson- (Jumping on curtain with his butt in the air) Me! Me! Me! Me! Get on! Seriously! No, REALLY!

    John- I love Terry.
    Carson- I love Bruce but thats own own issue.

    When John was modeling his new clothes.
    Carson- You look like a million dollars... Canadian dollars but a million dollars.

    When John was doing his baby talk to his girlfriend.
    Carson- He's acting gayer than I do!

    When John was feeding the chocolate sauce to his girlfriend.
    Carson- See, in our community that's frowned upon. When you have a big brown wad on your finger you're like let me get rid of that (wiping his finger on Jai).

    The last one has me laughing really hard for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon29
    I just re-watched this weeks episode & found some more of Carson's great lines.

    Kyan- John, we're going to play Twister with your shower curtain... Who's first?
    Carson- (Jumping on curtain with his butt in the air) Me! Me! Me! Me! Get on! Seriously! No, REALLY!

    John- I love Terry.
    Carson- I love Bruce but thats own own issue.

    When John was modeling his new clothes.
    Carson- You look like a million dollars... Canadian dollars but a million dollars.

    When John was doing his baby talk to his girlfriend.
    Carson- He's acting gayer than I do!

    When John was feeding the chocolate sauce to his girlfriend.
    Carson- See, in our community that's frowned upon. When you have a big brown wad on your finger you're like let me get rid of that (wiping his finger on Jai).

    The last one has me laughing really hard for some reason.
    This week was one of Carson's best so far....I loved these especially the Canadian $$ line.

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