Carson's Greatest Lines

[euince]

^ lol, those are good ones.

Carson: Where did you get this shirt from?
Jon (straight guy): K-mart.
Carson: Don't ever use that kind of language in front of me.

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I couldn't even sleep....just kept laughing

[eldee]

Eunice. As sillly as it sounds, I think a year from now people will still remember Carson's lines.

[alltude83]

My favorite was in the Butch episode
"show me on the doll were the bad man touched you"

[eldee]

Adam's episode

Carson looks at Adam's nails.

C: Are you a biter?
A: I'm a biter.
C: I'm a kicker.

[FORTJUNKIE]

When Andrew bent over in the bathroom and his ass crack showed:

Carson: Just say no to crack.

[L.Enriquez]

What about

"Everythings better in Cashmere"

Something like that.

[youdontknowme]

this line had me laughing so hard during the adam episode:

ADAM: wow, i look like ben affleck
CARSON: you look like ben and jerry affleck

also, during the vinny episode:
CARSON: wow those gays are smart. shaving cream.

also:
CARSON: they better be carful or their wigs might fall off (about the cleftones)

[Fuels]

Thanks for the laughs.

I foget the episode but Carson was shopping for jeans. Paraphrasing, "Don't match your denims, you will look like a crazied farmer. "

[eldee]

Fuels

[KevinFV]

this is one from the upcoming epidsode next week (got it off the previews). Im not quite sure if this is the exact quote but .. it goes something like this ...


*Puts his hands making it look like a gun and pointing to the guy*

"STOP! thats a fashion violation! DON'T MOVE!"



hahahah oh carson... that was hilarious!!!