Lisa on her fear that the Fab Five will change her Tommy Boy and turn him into a "corporate yuppie;"
Carson comes back with a typical zinger "What are we, the five fags from IBM?"
There were TOO many lines against Lisa in this show that were just classic, by all of the fab five, not just Carson! She was too easy a target with her Julia Roberts aka Pretty Woman boots.
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Drat! That was my favorite line from the Vincent episode. No one else has posted this yet so here's one of my fave lines from the John episode
Originally Posted by eldee
In the limo on the way back to the house:
Carson- What does Tina got that I don't? Besides a working vagina?
I know I was cracking up during tonights episode so I'm sure Carson said a lot of good stuff. I'll have to rewatch it to get Carson's greatest lines. All I know is my hubby FINALLY watched an episode & his friend was over so I think I have 2 new converts since they didn't yell at me to change the channel !
Last night he came up with a great line that had me on the floor. With Andrew in the truck when they rubbed cheeks. "I put the gay on you".
Wagon 29, here is another one from the Vincent episode. "A 8 1/2 inch neck. You do the math".
(Carson, believe me, sometimes the neck size "fall short" of other things.
I laughed myself silly last night, but one of my favorites was..."I hear he's hung like a bee!"
From the Adam episode.
re: the suit
Carson: "Customer made? Good for you. You got part of our DNA."
"Everyone likes a pearl necklace."
To Tom (long-haired surfer dude) after his makeover:
"Jesus Christ, Super Star!"
"Move over bacon, they'res something leaner"
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