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    "It's very scratch n'sniff" commenting on Vincent's freshly shaved head
    everybody has the right to speak their mind, so don't shoot me if I speak mine- ray davies

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    The Vincent episode.

    "Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    Am I big or am I small?"

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    Paraphrased from the John episode:

    "If she says no you get to marry one of us. So it's a win-win situation!"

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    From Vinny's ep, when he looked in his closet:

    "Okay, so you have no professional aspirations."

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    i was about to post the 60 year old gliter line, but someone already did. another fav is from that same episode. theyre all watching the people and the club, and then it shows the vincent's wives' friends, and carson goes:
    "look at them. they're probably thinking, 'now where can we get us a coupla gays'"

    but then again, most of what carson says is classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rio Pacheco
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy Doggy
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    Thanks Foggy Doggy!!!...I love your screename!!!


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    Hi, all! I've been a long time lurker in the LCS forum, but this show getting its own forum made me join!!! I was reading the CNN interview and this line by Carson cracked me up:

    KRESSLEY: I'm a real news junky. I can't get enough of that Boutrous Boutrous-Ghali.

    COOPER: He's no longer, you know, running the U.N., but that's all right.

    KRESSLEY: OK.

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    How about this?

    "I need a ritalin smoothie before I can deal with this disaster"

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