Oh geez, on this past episode.. with the gritty cock rocker strip club worker guy... when he was telling Carson and Ted about how he thought they would at least like his couch.. and Carson replies.."that thing was caked in pussy hair!!!" OMG! I was freakin' cracking up, and continued.." it probably had been peed on..." Oh boy that was a good one.
I still don't get the "pearl necklace" joke. It's so bugging me, can anyone please explain it?
I forget which episode it was in but Carson and the straight guy went into a store and Carson said, "Here we are at Amacore...now I know it sounds like a heart medication...."
Another good one was in the "Boom Boom Room" episode when Carson shows the guy his closet and here is what was said
Straight Guy: "JESUS!"
Carson: "No, it's not Jesus...it's just not Polyester!
Last night's pilot episode was good and the saying was in the promo for the show. Carson is looking through the straight guy's closet, holds up a sparkley shirt and says, "Somewhere in Rowanda a gay baby has no clothing!"
I think this one was in the "Boom Boom Room" Episode as well. At the end of the show the guys are back at Queer Eye HQ and watching the tape. After the proposal I think it was Thom that said they were going to the wedding and Carson said, "Now we are going to have to shopping for dresses!"
And last but not least in "Queer Eye for the Straight DOG" Carson says to the straight guy in his new clothing, "If I didn't know you I'd try to lure you to a roadside rest area."
I am always finding cool sayings that Carson says in the shows, he cracks me up.
Originally Posted by kaya
I would but it's not appropriate for this site. :lol
Yeah, I thought so, after all, it is Carson. Thanks anyway.
Here is a link to the urbandictionary.com's definition of "pearl necklace".. I didn't want to explain it myself.
Click ---> urbandictionary.com
I finally caught the pilot episode and Carson had me ROLLING as usual!
One of my favorites from this episode:
Carson is with the straight guy (can't remember his name) at a store, looking at sunglasses. The cashier's name must of been Dom. ?
Carson (showing how the sunglasses arms can bend both ways): "See, and they can go both ways."
Straight guy: "Are you trying to drop a hint?"
Carson: "Well, Dom knows I'm bisexual.. buy me something and I'll get really sexual!!"
Another one while in the straight guys apartment:
Carson walking into the room where everyone else is at, holding a few shirts on hangers..
"I've gotta get out of here, I think I'm going to have a fashion aneurysm".
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