Carson, holding up sequined pants during the Vincent episode: "They're glitterous. That sounds like..."
I'm glad this thread is here or I would have forgotten about that one DD.
Upon seeing Rocker Guy John's girlfriend Lisa get off the train:
"There's a hooker in Trenton who's missing her boots."
"I am NOT related to that woman"
Oh, and also:
"With the hair down its Jesus, with the hair up its Kirstie Alley"
Hello all...I'm a first time poster and a long time lurker...I'm so pleased that this show has merited its own forum...I have to say that QUEER EYE has really brightened up my summer...I've found a new obsession and it begins and ends with the Fab 5...ok, enough gushing for now...
Here are some of my favorite Carson quips (those that have not been mentioned in this thread):
Upon teaching Adam Zalta how to walk in his new duds with style and panache:
"I said walk, not march like a weird little troll!"
Hapless Tom at Desiron sitting on his new Hudson sofa (i.e. "the chic dog house")"...quick on the trigger Carson pointed out all the storage space (for assorted garbage) under the couch:
"...and there's a lot of room under here for storing cookies, ice cream..."
Carson giving snaps to the Cleftones for their keen sense of fashion:
"Sixty year olds look great in glitter. If you're over 55, it's time to start wearing glitter again!"
...and many more...his timing and delivery is just brilliant!!!
Last edited by Rio Pacheco; 08-07-2003 at 05:43 AM.
Was gonna add this one myself but I see someone got to it before me
Originally Posted by Art
all the good lines got taken!
No they haven't Sydney!! You just need to dig deeper in the past episodes!
Originally Posted by SydneyBristow23
Since my memory is real crummy, I am loving everyone posting all of their favorite Carson lines. Thanks all!!
The old Tom...
One of my favorite Carson lines:
On the episode where rocker/surfer dude, Tom, is fixing dinner for his girlfriend Lisa (with the streetwalker boots) after she has just berated him for 20 minutes comparing the old Tom to the new Tom...
Lisa: The old Tom didn't do take my jacket for me, the old Tom didn't do that...blah blah
Carson: The old Tom didn't poison your fish either....
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