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    Oh Look, someone put a living room in where the Crack den used to be.

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    I haven't seen this here so I hope I didn't miss it along the way.

    Did anyone see Oprah After the Show? I saw it for the first time today.

    Oprah asked the guys when/how they came out. Carson said:

    "I told my parents when I was still in school. I said 'I'm gay.' and my mom said 'Let's try 2nd grade before you decide for sure!'"

    I was rolling!

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    Carson told me to spread the word so here it is!

    It's no longer metrosexual if fauxsexual pronounce [fosexual] like how some african american people say fo sho! think FO! Spread the word! It means the same thing as metro but they new way just sounds better!

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    Ted: This cheese is made by nuns.

    Carson: Nuns? Well, praise cheesus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mena
    Ted: This cheese is made by nuns.

    Carson: Nuns? Well, praise cheesus!
    That was funny! Oops, now I'm going to

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    hahahahaha
    that could be the best yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildThymeWoman
    One of my favorite Carson lines:

    On the episode where rocker/surfer dude, Tom, is fixing dinner for his girlfriend Lisa (with the streetwalker boots) after she has just berated him for 20 minutes comparing the old Tom to the new Tom...

    Lisa: The old Tom didn't do take my jacket for me, the old Tom didn't do that...blah blah
    Carson: The old Tom didn't poison your fish either....
    er HAHAHA that could be the best yet
    Refers to this one

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    I believe it would have to be the last episode when Carson said
    "These remind me of my favorite movie, The Pirates of Men's Pants"
    Talking about the laced leather pants he found

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    This wasn't in any show but on the Conan O'Brien show

    Conana asked "There's been a rumor around that one you guys are straight"

    And the group goes "No No No that's not true"

    And Carson adds "Ya we're all certified pickle smokers."

    I was laughing so hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by melpepinla

    John (straight man who proposed to his girlfriend ep 4): People say I look like Keanu Reeves.
    Kyan: People say I look like Keanu Reeves!
    Carson: People say I look like Ellen Degeneres


    Have fun guys!!
    Yup, I remember the episode of Ellen DeGeneres, they both turned around and they looked exactally alike.

    My favorite carson quotes:

    "It's all fun and games until somebody gets SARS!"

    and

    Carson - "Where do you find shirts like this?"
    John B. - "K-Mart."
    Carson - *Gasps* "Don't use that kind of language in front of me!"
    "I like children - fried."
    W.C. Fields.

    !~*Beckster*~!

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