Carson on VH1 show the other night:
"When we heard we were awarded the Big Gay Hero, I thought it was a sandwhich available in West Hollywood."
Carson on VH1 show the other night:
"When we heard we were awarded the Big Gay Hero, I thought it was a sandwhich available in West Hollywood."
I thought Carson's funniest line was about the wig...they were talking about how they could tactfully bring it up and Carson said "just tell him, 'your toupee looks like s***!' " Classic!
Thom: Carson, who am I?
Carson: I don't know...
Thom: Hahahahahah...
Carson: What's so funny??
Thom: Nothing..
Carson: I look perfectly normal. No one can tell. Don't sit to close to me!!
Richard hairpersonthing episode. My brain is filled with snow this morning, I can't really think...
[FONT=Arial Black]From the First Episode from the Second season. The daughter is helping her father pick out his clothes for the evening after the his makeover. While the FAB5 are watching her help her father, Carson says, "she's a little C.I.T. Carson in Training."![]()
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On the episode this week with the Marine, did anyone pick up on Carson's comment when they were watching the straight guy with the souffle? He ran his finger around the edge of the dish and someone said that makes it rise better. Carson sadi that always made him rise better, too, or something to that effect. I was laughing so hard I almost had an accident.
Ok I love Carson! He makes me laugh so much!! Thank you to whoever came up with this thread!! I love it!
I just watched the episode with Allen tonight and here are 2 quotes I liked!
When they were doing the fashion show "Mom tested, Gay approved!"
And when Allen was pouring drinks for Katie's mom. "There is one mom who is going to be taking her top off any second!"
Also there was one where he was getting a piggy back ride on one straight guys shoulders and he said "Straight guys are so much fun!" For some reason that cracked me up!
Thank you!Originally Posted by eldee
You're welcome my "southern" friend.I think were are going to have a white Christmas this year.
My favorite line of Carson's...
"Only kids and Whores wear red shoes"
I was rolling when I heard that!
Coco Magdalena made her debut Sept 2, 2006 7lbs 1oz!!!
"Daddy warned me about Men and Booze, but didn't say anything about Women and Cocaine" - Tallulah Bankhead