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    Carson was so funny when he impersonated Tom K.'s girlfriend while wearing a blonde wig! He was like, "Tom and I are having a great time here in Cancun...super spring break...we sh!t-face, like, everyday, right?!" Absolutely hilarious!

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    I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. Welcome back to our newbies.

    From the commercial, it looks as if Carson will have a challenge with the guy from tomorrows episode. A must see!

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    Hey, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!

    Yeah, I saw a preview of the upcoming episode, with clothes flying over Carson's head at a dressing room. Uh oh, don't get Carson mad!!!! :mad: :nono

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    Quote Originally Posted by blym_e
    Carson was so funny when he impersonated Tom K.'s girlfriend while wearing a blonde wig! He was like, "Tom and I are having a great time here in Cancun...super spring break...we sh!t-face, like, everyday, right?!" Absolutely hilarious!
    And when he's done he goes "Wait...whaaaaat?" and I can do that exact voice. I don't know why, but all my friends find it hysterical.

    Hey Eldee, I wanted to tell you I appreciate you putting "Don't forget World Aids day" in your signature. I know people who died of AIDS and it touched me.
    I love the Fab 5

    Carson: Dead animals always add ambience...not.
    Kyan: Hey Jai, I found the culture. It's at the bottom of the toothbrush holder.
    Ted: I like to think of us as gay superheroes...without the tights.
    Thom: It's so ugly! Everything is so ugly!
    Jai: I broke the wall. I broke the wall and I'm not sure it matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveFab5
    ........Hey Eldee, I wanted to tell you I appreciate you putting "Don't forget World Aids day" in your signature. I know people who died of AIDS and it touched me.
    Thank you very much! I also put a thread World AIDS Day under the General Discussion Forum if you would like to read it or add to it. back to you!

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    OMG I WAS DYING LAUGHING TONIGHT!!!!

    Carson: the security tag is still on, that's a little too Winonna Ryder for me.

    LMAO!!!

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    The part where the guy had the chocolate on his finger and Carson said "In our community, that's frowned upon." nearly killed me.

    "Somewhere in Omaha there's a rave missing a shirt. "

    "There are so many great Hollywood looks in here. Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, Humphrey Bogart... Starsky & Hutch, maybe not so much. "

    "Do you think he got this at the "Lion King" gift shop? "

    "Clothes tell a story, and yours tell the story of a crazy, deranged kickboxer who still lives with his mother in Queens. "

    Kyan : [about Vincent] He is a professional singer, he's in the Cleftones.
    Ted: There was talk that his onstage style resembles Liberace.
    Carson : Well, then it's fine - I don't even know why I'm here.


    Thanks, guys! ^.^ It's a great way to enter the new boards!

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    Carson when he sees the on screen co-host last night, one of the ladies who claimed Steve Smith had no style, then wears a Wilma Flintstone dress on line....

    That ladies dress just lost an arguement with a tablesaw.

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